Ok, listen here...
I was here on FF.net for ages, heck for more years since joining than years it had been in existence before. I've been around, I've seen the scene, I know what it's like, and what this is all about (look at my absurdly low Author ID, only 4 digits!). I joined before any category had more than 1,000 fics, before all the craziness of the rush of these prolific - if it can be called that - writers who seemingly spit out nonsensical sentiment of their favorite TV shows, books, movies, all the while Mary Suing themselves into their uninspired, cliche laden, insipid tales.

I can't stand it anymore.

Y'all got to stop. I mean, seriously.