Madd Spammerhide bio
Author has written 30 stories for Harry Potter, Parodies and Spoofs, Titanic, and Michael Crichton. Sorry, but I haven't written any fanfiction for about 5 years, and it's going to stay that way. I seem to have lost what little ability I had for creative writing. All of the fics that I have posted here were written in middle school, and up to early high school (10th grade, so 2000-2001-ish, I believe). If you like them, great. If not, I really don't care. And another note, if you didn't understand the "I haven't written... for about 5 years, and it's going to stay that way." -I am NOT going to write sequels, or finish stories, whatever, no matter how much you beg. That's all. |
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Wizards' Day Out reviews
My friends and I go to the local amusement park (Dorney Park), and we discover that Hogwarts students are there, with very humorous results. If you liked The Witches From Thunder Canyon, you'll like this!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,750 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/4/2001 - Published: 10/18/2000
Quidditch Quandaries reviews
A chance meeting of two foes on an empty Quiddtich field... short, slightly cute, and not squinchy! M/M SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 1/21/2001
Murder reviews
Airframe fic. It takes place immediately after the book... Thomas Chang is murdered, and who else would be sent to cover the story but Jennifer Malone?
Michael Crichton - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 1/2/2001
Titanic's Revenge reviews
After Brock Lovett's search for the Heart of the Ocean, he gives up ocean exploration to manage his own hotel, where some very strange things happen...
Titanic - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,884 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2001
Bleed reviews
"I know it's hard to keep an open heart / when even friends seem out to harm you / but if you could heal a broken heart / wouldn't time be out to charm you?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,031 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/14/2000 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Harry's Soliloquy - Expectations of Fame reviews
Harry reflects upon what people expect out of him and how things really are.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2000
After Potter reviews
A couple hundred of years into the future, the wizarding world has changed drastically. Books serve next to no purpose, and no one knows what Muggles are. One girl sets out to find out the truth...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,661 - Reviews: 48 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/19/2000
Draco's Soliloquy - What's In A Name? reviews
Just a teensy soliloquy I wrote in Draco's PoV. It isn't as angsty as I had intended, but not bad at all. Take a look. Please?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 10/9/2000
Never Forget reviews
One man. One life. Many secrets.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,395 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 9/22/2000
Secrets Can Kill reviews
A peek into the journal of Tom Riddle in his last year at Hogwarts...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 9/20/2000
To Hell And Back reviews
A fic about if Hermione and Draco would fall in love. Would they be able to stay together despite everything being against them?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/19/2000
Hermione's Soliloquy - Outcast in the Corner reviews
A bit of a little angsty soliloquy from Hermione. About - what else - power. Everything comes down to power. Very short. Some poetry, too.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 9/6/2000
Severus Snapie reviews
Oh boy, my first FINISHED filk! I'm so proud! I find it quite amusing... you know you're curious about it, so just read it. It's short!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/28/2000
Change reviews
It's just a short little fic. Take a break from actual plot and read it! Review, too? =)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/20/2000
Crazy Maze of Power, A reviews
Harry spies on the Death Eaters, and while he's doing so, he has some interesting thoughts about them and power. Songfic to
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 8/18/2000
Yellow Tubey Thing reviews
Parody of the classic 'Yellow Submarine' by The Beatles. You know you love the Beatles, so read this! And review? =)
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/16/2000
It Never Snows reviews
Parody of 'Nobody Knows' by Tony Rich. Read and review, please? =)
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8/15/2000
Pinball Wizard reviews
Mr. Weasley gets a hold of a pinball machine. Need I say more? *grin* Read and review, please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 7/28/2000
Wait 'Til Dawn reviews
A little poem in Harry's PoV about the Dursleys. Pre-Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/16/2000
All For You reviews
A little Harry-soliloquy that I wrote about him reflecting on his parents and the defeat of Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 7/14/2000
Bubble Gum In A Dish reviews
A pre-Hogwarts fic. I think this is my best one for a while. It's about Hermione reflecting on the first time that something magical happened... It's really cute!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 34 - Published: 6/22/2000
Matter of Time, A reviews
Just a short disturbing fic about if Harry Potter were to become a dark wizard.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2000
Reflections reviews
Harry moves far, far away from civilization to gather his thoughts... I think this one is pretty good and depressing... R/R, *smiles sweetly* Pretty please? =)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 6/14/2000
It Doesn't Matter reviews
Another Draco/Hermione fic... See, Hermione decides to leave Hogwarts... and Draco... well... you'll see... =)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/20/2000
Secret Smile reviews
Draco/Hermione fic... Semisonic - "Secret Smile"... I really like this one... so be a doll and read and review! =)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/18/2000
End of the Line - Songfic reviews
(This was my first angst fic.) Ron Weasley is dead, and it profoundly affects Harry and Hermione...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2000 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Meant For Each Other...? reviews
A soliloquy-esque Hermione/Ron fic... Hermione's driving herself insane about it...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2000 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Graduation reviews
A bit of fluffiness about graduation. Some romance. Read it, it's short!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 44 - Published: 4/8/2000