Draco Malfoy is turned into... into... a... a... Oh! I can't say! Let's just say Draco is facing some MAJOR changes! Rated PG13 for slash hints, langauge and the fact a certain girl gets her period for the first time in the middle of it. *points to Draco*

Percy and Oliver meet after several years and a romance develops--- now beta'd and revised

Throughout the CoS period, Lucius Malfoy keeps a dia... er... Chronicle of events. Last updated: 26th Sept. COMPLETE

During Harry's first Quidditch match, Oliver Wood ends up in the hospital with amnesia after being hit with a bludger. Now it's up to the Weasley twins to help Oliver get his memory back.

Now complete. None fluffy, high octane twisty tale of unlikely beginnings and extraordinary results. If you don't read it, how will you know what you're missing?

Who slept with who? Who's straight, and who's gay? And, what exactly, do Harry's boxers conceal within?Who's...pregnant?! Will Mione ever get the third book from Amazon.com? COMPLETED!!!

Draco is stuck with his cousin's four-year-old daughter for the whole summer, who got him into this predicament? HIS MOTHER! So he's decided to hire an au paire, guess who gets the job? OH! I'm not going to tell! *COMPLETE*

Severus Snape turns himself into a bedpost to spy on Professor McGonagal and screams Eww! 2nd Chapter up. Snape turns into Malfoys cloak and sees something.... disturbing

A lot funnier than it sounds, please check it out. There's hormones, Oliver worshipping, Snape hating and much more. Written in the style of 'Bridget Jone's diary' but you don't have to have read that book to laugh!

A once off parody of cliche. Featuring reluctant snogging, girly screams, useless conferences, Mary-Sues, Sadistic Weasleys, Horny Malfoys, disturbing innuendo and an attempt of witty cynism. If you hate fifth year fics, this will move you (Far far away)

What on earth (or off) is wrong with Protozoa?

Draco wakes up to find a strange long-haired boy in bed next to him who bears a strange resemblance to Draco... NOT slash! NOT slash!

What would the characters of HP think of fan fiction? Well, now you can find out. As we write it, they dream it, leaving us with some very mentally scarred teenagers—and some professors, too.

Ginny wakes up one morning and finds herself in a totally different world. The year is 1607, she's a Muggle, there are only few magical people in the world, she's an only child, she's betrothed to her worst enemy, and she's . . . a princess?!

Muah. Formerly called "Sex Education." Doesn't have that much to do with sex, really. Hermione and Fred talk...yeah.

Draco and Ginny get sent back in time. He is Romeo, she is Juliet. Can the tragic love story be different with a Hogwarts twist?

SLASH Ron/Harry. And that's how it feels when the sex turns cruel.

Friendly parody of "Pawn to Queen" - a Snape/Hermione fic by Riley. Goes up to PtQ Chapter 25. Warning: this parody is full of spoilers, and won't make sense if you haven't read PtQ.

Dumbledore decides to start a pen pal program in the school, and Draco and Ginny get each other as Pen Pals. The twist? They don't know who their pen pal really is.

A short spoof of the first Harry Potter book that I had to write for English class. Note: I'm insane, as is my writing. You've been warned.