Is currently under construction. Sorry! I WILL be back! (Sorry... after book five, no marauder-era story is the same... I need to completely revamp this thing... feel free to read in the mean time though, but it's currently AU)

When Hermione is turned into a House elf by an irritated wizard in Knockturn Alley, she finds herself being bought and hired to ... who else, but the Malfoys?

After the dissaperence of her two best friends, Hermione finds herself pregnant with none other than her enemy's child. FINISHED!

*FINISHED* Slytherin vs Gryffindor.Both parties become very degraded and embarressed,both get to sing their little parodying lungs out.Song parody alert :D

Hermione is at the train station waiting for her ride home when she falls and everything becomes black. She wakes up at the hospital not knowing what’s hit her, or any of her past thoughts and dreams, and sees with her anxious parents, Draco Malfoy.

: Legolas awakens in Rohan to overhear a plot for his murder. And now he must capture the traitor… but will he end up falling in love with her instead? Legolas/Eowyn. WIP! Last updated Jan 6.

Harry blinks. Ron sits. Draco decides to kill Hermione. Hermione decides to kill herself. Twisted plot, original. I think. R & R!

*Complete* -- Draco's hurting himself and Hermione is the only one who knows. What will happen when his past is revealed and he ruins her future? Please R/R

D/Hr fic ~ Hermione goes back to school as a new person. Everything is wonderful once reunited with a new friend but something tends to break her a part from a thing she loves and soon sends her to another *hopefully* Bare with me! I'm struggling!

This is a Draco/Hermione fic. Basically, they're forced together for a class project and things take off from there. It's awfully long. **FINISHED!!!!!**