Ah look, it's the fanfiction author formally known as wait... confidential information... because the fic's I wrote were just... crap. Run!!! SAVE YOURSELF WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!!!!!!!! SHE ALWAYS BLABBERS ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON IN HER PROFILES!!! SOMETIMES SHE EVEN TYPES IT IN ALL CAPS!!!! AND USES LOTS OF EXCLAMATION MARKS!!!!!! AND WE ALL KNOW HOW ANNOYING THOSE DAMN CAPS AND EXCLAMATION MARKS ARE!!!!!! RUN LIKE THE WIND, BULLSEYE!!!! Or maybe you're name isn't Bullseye, but you should still run anyway. So, you want some "Personal Notes", do you Mr. Author Registration Screen? Well You can't have them, because they are PERSONAL!!!!!!!!!!!!! You know what's pissing me off right now? The fact that I have to go back to school in about 12 hours. After 2 glorious months of doing pretty much nothing, I now have to wake up early, get on a disgusting yellow cheese-wagon, make a pathetic attempt to stay awake for 6 hours, and try to pay attention to my "friends" pathetic little problems (like, omigod! I think I still like Chad!! After I dumped him!!! Whatever shall I do?)

Basically, I'm a fourteen year old, going into grade 9 tommorow, I'm a synchronized swimmer, I have psychotic, antisocial manic-depressive tendancies, and I mostly said that because I like big words. So I guess I'm a psuto-intellectual, too. Ooh, another big word. I'm still convinced that boys have cooties. Because they do. And I'm hopelessly addicted to Harry Potter.

I'm a R/H shipper. It gives me warm fuzzys. H/H makes me go "Hmm. That's nice," and skip over all the mushy parts. and then I LOVE RON Did you REALLY just read that WHOLE THING?! Wow, I haven't even read the whole thing. Hmm...e-mail me, and you can be added to marley's hall of fame. childlike_empress@hotmail.com.