Nikki Kirk
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Joined 04-30-00, id: 9591
Author has written 23 stories for Water Rats.
Well, I'm addicted to that brilliant Australian Police Drama, Water Rats, and I really miss Rachel and Frank. They were the best team. And since Esme introduced me to the best ever Water Rats fanfic site called Under The Bridge (ratfic.tripod.com/), I've been totally addicted to writing stories! Most are about Rachel and Frank, but the odd few do feature Alex, Mick, Jack etc. I love reviews and feedback, so don't hesitate to write to me at sydneygirl2b@hotmail.com if you wanna comment on a story!!!
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Christmas Party H2O Style reviews
It's Christmas time, and time for the Sydney Water Police's annual party. Anyone hoping for a sedate, boring affair went to the wrong address!
Water Rats - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,026 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/25/2000
Sisterly Love
A young woman is taken hostage in a Circular Quay Restaurant. Little do the Rats know she's related to one of them...
Water Rats - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,970 - Published: 12/25/2000
Invasion of Ratfest 2001 reviews
When a group of Water Rats fans converge on Sydney, what will happen? A prediction for July 2001.
Water Rats - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,157 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/25/2000
Murderer For Hire reviews
When a hired killer case comes up, the Detectives don’t count on one, let alone two of their own being targets…
Water Rats - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,258 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/3/2000
Class Act
Cars lifted up and put sideways between fence posts, dinghies up lamp posts… Guy The Swinging Tai (or is it Bi?) is in town reaping havoc in the streets of Sydney.
Water Rats - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,109 - Published: 5/1/2000
The Storm After The Calm
Summary: Frank has left Rachel crying on the jetty and feeling totally lost. Fluff meets comedy in this little number, and I’m not going to tell you anything else because you HAVE to read it, okay?
Water Rats - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,027 - Published: 4/30/2000
Seaweed G-Strings
Summary: Rachel takes off on a well-deserved holiday leaving Frank and Mick behind to do the “work”. What will she do when she finds out what they’ve been up to? And what’s she going to find when she arrives back at work?
Water Rats - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,736 - Published: 4/30/2000
Veranda Jumping
Summary: When Frank wakes to find an intruder in his house early in the morning, a complex web of kidnapping, neglect and abuse is uncovered. But who is the kidnapper? And why did s/he do it?
Water Rats - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,405 - Published: 4/30/2000
In Bed With The Prime Minister reviews
Summary: Frank replies to a message from Rachel. Then he does it again… then all hell breaks loose. He really should take computing lessons.
Water Rats - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/30/2000
Pencil Pains
Summary: A Goldie Special (a massive sized wobbly by our fav detective) is interrupted by a phone call. Unexpected twists are scattered throughout this pointless story by the Master Of Pointlessness.
Water Rats - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,954 - Published: 4/30/2000
Mobile Phones Meet Road reviews
Summary: When Jeff gets kidnapped and a call comes from the kidnappers demanding Kiwi Dave gets set free, Rachel and Frank have to find him before it’s too late, but somehow they find themselves in it deeper than they’d ever imagined.
Water Rats - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,702 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/30/2000
The Trees Are Spinning reviews
Summary: It all starts with a caffeine high, then moves on to drunken disorder. Who else would be in this story but Rachel and Frank? A pointless story by the master of pointlessness, Nikki Kirk.
Water Rats - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,558 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/30/2000
Outside Looking In reviews
Summary: An outsider’s look into the late-night lives of the Sydney Water Police. And it’s not what you’d expect…
Water Rats - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/30/2000
An Ape In The Sydney Opera House reviews
It starts off as a bad day for Rachel, and then it gets worse as a new case threatens to break her concrete facade. Lots of action here.
Water Rats - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,782 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/30/2000
Yummy Pillows, Crying Boxes, Sydney Water Police. reviews
Frank opens the door early in the morning prepared to face his partner in crime, Rachel Goldstein, but he finds a.... WHAT?!
Water Rats - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,987 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/30/2000
PMS, Lakes, Car Sharks
Frank writes off Rachel's much loved Mufti car. So what can they get to replace it? What can it take to decide on a new car...?
Water Rats - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,580 - Published: 4/30/2000
Seafood Pizza and Snozzy Marks reviews
Frank finds a stray dog wandering around in a park. So what can they do with it? And what'll happen to it?
Water Rats - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,501 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/30/2000
Buttons And Roses reviews
Rachel is having a VERY bad day... that is, until someone with black boxers with pigs on them picks up a pen for her...
Water Rats - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,322 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/30/2000
ACHOO!!! Bye Paper!
Rachel had a little cold... or so she thinks. But she struggles on working anyway. The only thing is she's sicker than she or the rest of the rats realise.
Water Rats - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,595 - Published: 4/30/2000
To Be Or Not To Be? reviews
Helen's acting weird. She cries over a lack of Hokey Pokey icecream and just isn't herself. So what's wrong with her? If all else fails, ask a detective!
Water Rats - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,157 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/30/2000
A Life So Precious reviews
A sequel to A Day In The Life, only Rachel isn't dead. An emotional piece, and the only one like this I've written!
Water Rats - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,631 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/30/2000
Inspector Gadget reviews
Frank’s got stuck underneath a pine tree when he went out to get his paper at 3am in the morning. Trust Frank to do the weirdest things. So, how do his Sydney Water Police workmates and boss get him out?
Water Rats - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/30/2000
A Penguin With A Tie
A boring day at the Sydney Water Police HQ leaves the staff going nuts. But as Jeff so wisely says "It's a bit too quiet around here for my liking..."
Water Rats - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,055 - Published: 4/30/2000