Previously The Lone Gunpeople, two high school band geeks who have perfected the art of boredom. We were formerly list writers, but due to some changes we had to come up with something new to squander our time on. Here we will place our shameless promotion for "FanFiction.net: What They Don't Want You To Know," a brilliant and comedic work starring everyone in the vicinity. Or not. (Hint: a dirty octegenarian and a pretty blond.) We can be reached by, well, actually we can't be reached, but you can keep trying until you get a connection. (Much like your dial-up internet provider) If you really REALLY want to talk to us (though we can't imagine why you would) leave a message with the elf at the door. We might consider leaving the hot tub to read over it. Or just leave a review. THOSE get our attention.

The Pirates of Lake Erie would like to use this space to remind you that in order to preserve accuracy in your Weather Elf, he must be kept happy and healthy! :) (We reccommend ample amounts of lembas cookies and strawberry bubble baths.)