Attention: I have abducted Mulder, Scully, Skinner, and the
Lone Gunmen. If anyone cares, they are being kept in my fic.
Mulder is in chapter one. Skinner is in chapter two. Frohike
is in three, Langly is in four, Byers is in five, and Scully is
trapped in chapter six. If you want to free them, review my
story. That is all.

PS. If tea cup is reading this... HI!