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For various reasons, I no longer keep my stories on this site. I find the policies increasingly restrictive and ridiculous, and few people were reading my stories, anyway. If you want to find them go to I'm currently working on an A. I.: Artificial Intelligence story called "The Waters and the Wild". It's about what happens to Gigolo Joe after the film ends...no, he doesn't get scrapped. I'm still hard at work...right now I am struggling with the idea of an android feeling love...do they? Is love a function of intellect? What part of the brain does it emanate from? Any and all theories welcomed. Right. Bio. My name is still Liz. I was born on April 16th 1987 in the town of Seattle, WA. I look like this. voices echo - "this is what salvation must be like after a while!" |
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Lamentations of a Starry Eyed Twit by She's a Star reviews
Auriga Sinistra's not so eventful diary filled with sarcasm, self pity, and assorted proclamations of loathing for a certain Potions professor . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 106,501 - Reviews: 3109 - Favs: 1,427 - Follows: 677 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 2/2/2003 - A. Sinistra, Severus S.
Rose Potter and the Fall of Darkness by Rosmerta reviews
Finally revised & complete! ... What if Lily and James had had a girl instead of a boy? And what if she went through the Triwizard Tournament in her 7th year? An AU fic and Snape romance. Starts at the end of the Third Task. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,780 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 2/7/2003 - Severus S., OC - Complete
Burnt Down to the Soul by Elsa2 reviews
COMPLETE Harry catches Snape. Or Snape catches Harry. Dumbledore’s final secret is revealed when the storm breaks ... and I bet it's not the secret you think. Warning: major HBP spoilers. Rated for violence and some language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,743 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/31/2005 - Published: 8/8/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Just a Pat on the Back by RoseHasThorns reviews
Monk and Disher deal with the absence of Sharona. Chapter 7 added!
Monk - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,215 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/7/2005 - Published: 3/1/2004
Blots and Scratchings Out by felix-hortensio reviews
Snape is displeased with Potter the younger one. Neither Snape nor Potter play much of a role in the first chapter, but things will unfold in due time. Maybe.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/2/2005
Of Heart Or Hope by it takes a village reviews
The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched. They must be felt within the heart. Helen Keller
Village - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,127 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/21/2005 - Published: 11/14/2004 - Complete
Out of the Woods by Doc M reviews
Updated! 'Village' sequel, with 'Kaspar Hauser' overtones - but I plan a happier outcome. New: Ivy shares her fears with Lucius; plans are made for Noah's future; and Jay speculates wildly. (Some corrections after getting the DVD)
Village - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,902 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/19/2005 - Published: 9/5/2004
THE ROUGH WITH THE SMOOTH by Andrew Hixson reviews
James Bond deliberates in his Chelsea flat over an assignment that ended in tragedy
James Bond - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,093 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/10/2004
Cash on the Barrelhead by Matrix Refugee reviews
Sequel to "The Shadows Between the Neon" After Joe is resold Cecie does everything she can to find the green-eyed Mecha that she loves... and the journey leads her to some odd places... COMPLETE!
A.I. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,944 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/15/2004 - Published: 3/24/2004 - Complete
Punishment Duty by alleymap reviews
When you get into trouble, you have to face the consequences. 006 and 007 do just that. A little 15 minute exploration of friendship.
James Bond - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/24/2004
One Young Heart by Lily Fairy reviews
A lost man is redeemed by a determined girl, but the road to healing is long and difficult for Severus Snape. The dark side of the lives Lord Voldemort destroyed. Warning: Romance between a student (of adult age) and a professor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 26,139 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/28/2004 - Published: 7/15/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Conversations with a Mecha Named Joe by Matrix Refugee reviews
Related to "Runnin' Loose..." Presenting various and sundry sketches of Cecie and Joe at different points in ther symbiotic friendship. In Progress...
A.I. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,442 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/31/2004 - Published: 6/27/2002
The Crucible: Act two and a half by Vasquez1987 reviews
My version of "The Missing Scene" where Proctor talks with Abigail
Crucible - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,349 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/20/2004
Katabatic by Elsa2 reviews
Voldemort's dead and life is great. Isn't it? Harry's not so sure. There's always a new problem and figuring out the right thing to do about it can be tricky... Sequel to Taniwha and Chrysalid. !FINISHED!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 115,434 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/15/2004 - Published: 6/7/2003 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Ah, the memories! by Cunien reviews
*COMPLETED*'Impersonating a cleric of the Church of England...' - remember that? Jack will never forget. Illusive hats, rum smugglers, donkeys and religious confessions! Huzzah for Father Jack!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,490 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/18/2003 - Published: 8/9/2003 - Complete
Smooth Criminal by Tristan2 reviews
Yes, the title is from a Michael Jackson/Alien Ant Farm song, this is a poem about Gigolo Joe. A new take on him, rather pessimistic but hey. Last three lines from the song. I think it fits pretty well! Please R/R! I'll love you forever.
A.I. - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/9/2003
Good Thing I Know You, Mr Williamson by Matrix Refugee reviews
Mr. Williamson, the desk clerk at the ShangriLa, has seen a lot of people come through, but none so lonely as a girl named Samantha Bevins.
A.I. - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,611 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/28/2003 - Complete
Taniwha by Elsa2 reviews
*COMPLETE* At the end of his fifth year Harry is sent to stay with Snape. Same old, same old, but with different scenery. Rated PG for some Bad Words
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 53,755 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 31 - Published: 3/20/2003 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Runnin' Loose on the Streets of Rouge City by Matrix Refugee reviews
Now in chapter format: Two straightlaced Catholic girls get stranded in Rouge City...and what happens to them when they fall in with a certain greeneyed loverMecha
A.I. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,619 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Updated: 1/14/2003 - Published: 6/11/2002 - Complete
Dance into the Fire by Dark Empress V reviews
CH 2 UP! A different ending to Goldeneye is the beginning of a new story... Alec Trevelyan survives and he and Bond have to face some new challenges of the future. But first of all, they have to face each other. *NO SLASH* M/F romance.
James Bond - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,198 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/6/2003 - Published: 10/15/2002 - A. Trevelyan/008
The Shadows Between the Neon by Matrix Refugee reviews
Sequel to One of THOSE in Our Midst! Halloween in Rouge City...a killer is roaming the streets...and is Joe the next victim?
A.I. - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 57,183 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 11/12/2002 - Published: 10/9/2002 - Complete
One of THOSE in our midst! by Matrix Refugee reviews
COMPLETE! Sequel to "Runnin' Loose on the Streets of Rouge City" At Phila and Bernie's double wedding, Cecie succeeds in turning their New England hometown on its ear when she brings Joe along
A.I. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 103,604 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/9/2002 - Published: 7/30/2002 - Complete
Star Wars Survivor by Deneveon reviews
Throw in a crazed host, sci-fi characters, a desert island, and a wierd author, what do you get? The ultimate SURVIVOR game! 16 Star Wars characters, over 16 chapters 1 host and 1 author, and you don't even have to do the math! CHAPTER 13 UP
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,511 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 8/24/2002 - Published: 1/10/2002
A Many Splendored Thing by Time Lady Quazar reviews
Gigolo Joe, and a girl, set both before and after the movie. A little love, a little hanky-panky, a little kidnapping. Need we say more?
A.I. - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,502 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/31/2002
The Official Fanfiction University of Middleearth by misscam reviews
The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 66,366 - Reviews: 3180 - Favs: 1,993 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete
Legolas Greenleaf's Diary by Mary-Lou1 reviews
And, in my first fanfic, I will present the views of elf-boy in a Bridget Jones-esque style, complete with Orc Deathometer.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,361 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/2/2002 - Published: 1/23/2002 - Complete
Everybody Has a Place by abi z reviews
"Twins, Han thought. Strange and rare and beautiful."
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,200 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2002