Statisticals:

Little Girls Humped: Fifty-three/Increasing.
Women/Copped feels: Fourteen.
Men/Copped Feels: Seventy-six.
Stuff: I really don't like little girls, and I really don't like men touching me, but sh*t happens. And I can't pay for this damn thing. Nazis. F*CKIN' NAZIS! PAY FOR MY ASS! MY ASS WANTS YOU TO PAY FOR IT! I write these stories! And I have to PAY?! Yeah, good one. Bastards. Suck on my chocolate... Erm. Wi... I... I before E, except after C... Wiener. Suck on my chocolac-tic wiener and all that stuff. And please, feel free to ask me if I had sex. I'll write a story for each individual person who asks. I'll tell you how I did the whole Kama Sutra almost three times with one girls within a relationship of three months. Erm. But, I won't tell you. 'Cause it's personal, and I'm an asshole. I like writing... I also like pants and puppies. I like rainbows and also, BIG BREASTY WOMEN! How I love their BUSTS!