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Kate. 15. Torrance, CA - soon to be Noblesville, IN. Generally good student. Good friends. If you really want to know me more, email me and I'll hook you up with the 411 (my AIM is buddy only).

I write Alias and poetry. Too under-confident at this time to seriously venture into the realm of LoTR fandom, which I know and love. I may do an LoTR comedy one of these days, but I'm not entirely sure. I'm sticking to Alias for now. I currently I have a few Alias storylines brewing in my head. Nothing worth telling of right now.

I STRONGLY recommend Maeglin Yedi's immensely funny fic 'Maeglin Yedi and The Two Towers', and the first installment in her series, found on her website. (Due to tremendous sloth and laziness, I'll make you go check out her story to get the link for FoTR. Blame it ALL on ff.net for banning the beloved NC-17. I will avenge their treachery.)

Any and all reviews are welcome. Feel free to drop me a line, too. I love reader response, both critical and acclaiming. Please understand that all flames will be GLADLY accepted, seeing as how I like fire (that whole pyromaniac mystique really works for me.).

Anything else? Hmm. Read the journal, SAVE THE PINATAS!
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Finch - New Beginnings
Hand me downs and photographs spread across the floor.
A broken record spins in circles,
She can't listen anymore.
She's turned around a thousand times,
She set that bridge afire.

But did you wanna listen?
You took the world with you.
So what is left, so what is left for me?

I called you on the phone again,
Just the other day.
It sounds to me you've found your place,
And everything is great.

But did you wanna listen?
You took the world with you.
So what is left, so what is left for me?

I TRIED
So hard to figure out
WHY
No explanation keeps me waiting
LET'S TRY
Becuase I know you won't forget
I KNOW
Even if
IT'S OVER

Did you wanna listen?
You took the world with you.
So what is left for me?
So what is left for me?

But did you wanna listen?
You took the world with you.
So what is left, so what is left for me?
(WHAT'S LEFT FOR ME?)

I tried...

I think I could write an Alias songfic with that, no?

Nate from Finch and Orlando Bloom would be a KILLER slash pairing. Thank you, sub-concious enduced dreams.

Don't like Mary-sues? Don't read them. I'm not particularly fond of all of them (there are some VERY good ones, i.e Maeglin Yedi), but I dont tell people to flat out not post them.

FanFiction.net/com is a place for ALL writers to post. Telling someone NOT to post is not only absurd, but undermines the original purpose of this archive. If you're looking for nothing but high quality fics, go to a private archive you know and trust. Or stick to non-Sue stories.

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Ham and Cheese by DOKChairman reviews
Join Jacko the Smiling Clown, Super Sydney, Indiana Vaughn, Tensionus Interruptus, Sark the Pimp, 00Marshall, and three French-Canadian terrorists with no names. If you love insanely stupid comedy this story is for you. If not, read anyway. Read me!
Alias - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 44,103 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/13/2003 - Published: 1/15/2003
The Cold Touch of Rain by pixiegal927 reviews
A shield maiden of Rohan named Enelya is seduced by Wormtongue's cunning personality...but her innocent sister, Náwien, quickly becomes the object of Wormtongue's desires. Éomer and Náwien engage in a secret affair...betrayal, love, and tragedy ensue.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 62,619 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/16/2003 - Published: 12/22/2002 - Complete
Elana's Tale by Elana reviews
Elana is a young woman of Rohan who is abducted by orcs. Her story tells of her captivity, rescue, the birth of her half-orc child, and an unexpected romance.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,323 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/22/2003 - Published: 1/29/2003 - Complete
Aftermath by LegalBlonde reviews
"Welcome back to earth. Feel free to, you know, breathe, and we have thirty seconds to meet the vans downstairs." Post-Phase One. COMPLETE.
Alias - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,392 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 2/2/2003 - Published: 1/28/2003 - Complete
The Invitation by Rhonda1 reviews
*~*Conclusion UPDATED*~*...Set five years into the future. SD-6 has been obliterated. So why is Vaughn getting ready to marry someone else?
Alias - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 103,022 - Reviews: 813 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/25/2003 - Published: 11/24/2002
Confessions Of A Mary Sue by Lady Silence reviews
FotR: The Movie, through the eyes of a really bitter Mary Sue. Because being a Mary Sue isn't easy. Especially when you're surrounded by perfect ones.. Warning: Oooh, language. And Innuendos. Finished
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 46,756 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/23/2003 - Published: 11/30/2002 - Complete
How To Hate Frodo in Five Easy Steps by Senzafine reviews
Not your typical fanfic, a bit funny and drama towards the end. Read and enjoy
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,786 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2002
The Official Fanfiction University of Middleearth by misscam reviews
The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 66,366 - Reviews: 3180 - Favs: 1,993 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete
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Bloody Valentine reviews
Two men love Sydney. One feels it nessecary to have her all to himself. . .
Alias - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 11/22/2002 - Published: 11/20/2002
The Greatest Gift reviews
Syd and Francie go shopping and run into and unexpected friend... MISTLETOE [yes, i know its late...=(...]
Alias - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/2/2002