AU, set after OotP. Trapped in a world where he can be neither seen nor heard, Sirius Black struggles to communicate to his friends that he may not be as dead as they think he is... and that something dreadful lurks beyond the veil. SBRL slash.

Harry and company are faced with a new terror...and it's gosh darn hilarious! A playful poke at the series and movie, and also has a plot. Think of it as controlled chaos.

Harry goes through some... er, changes before Sixth Year. Everyone, including Draco Malfoy, sits up and takes notice. DM/HP. Chapter 19: Yes, people... 'TIS THE LAST CHAPTER! How in all seven hells will it end??

Tea-time. 3:45. Severus Snape receives poetry; Remus Lupin refuses to give up. Read and Review, you know you want to.

You'll laugh (with any luck). You'll cry (at the bad jokes). You'll wonder (what the author was on). Get ready for the vampiest ride of your life! (Chapter 4 up 5/26/02!)

How do you battle a rumor? Not like this. Ron is straight (at least, that’s what he says), Harry is flaming (light the torch, baby), Hermione is making plans (that prove she’s a slasher at heart), and I think that about covers it.

In which the story ends as all bad stories should... *Chapter 4 Now Here!*

some crap about fish, drinking, drinking, more drinking, and the space-time continuum

Will Brian Kinney ever appreciate what he has? Is it too late?

Sorting Hat song spoof. Utterly unworthy of me. Pushing back the boundaries of stupidity in fanfiction.