Paul Sorvinohide bio
Author has written 55 stories for Final Fantasy VII, Wrestling, A Nightmare on Elm Street, Misc. Games, Xenogears, Kevin Smith, Rocky, Chrono Cross, Tenchi Muyo, Twilight Zone, Evil Dead/Army of Darkness, Superman, Misc. Movies, Lunar: Eternal Blue, Lunar: Silver Star, Halloween, Parodies and Spoofs, and Fanfiction Poetry. little intestine squeezes out...i don't quite know to be honest somethingortheother i'm sure see, i'm still quite young and forgetting how to sleep again a little problem with the eyelids, all on thier own they've made the decision apparently a miracle, to force me to write to explain to you, even if i forever fucking stumble and hate it all the moment i put the pen away i no longer have a choice AIM: barnaclelapse |
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what about us? (sniff) reviews
the final final fantasty 7 episode? say it isn't so...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - German - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/11/2002
The Dark Knight Returns
Dedicated to Frank Millers classic work that changed both my perception of batman and comic books.
Fanfiction Poetry - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Published: 7/24/2002
Lunatic Parade-109 (SEASON FINALE!) reviews
Co-authored by the ultra talented and extremely hot Megamijuhachigou...this is the SEASON FINALE to the epic first season of lunatic parade! with more guest stars then an episode of friends and ten times funnier too!
Lunar: Eternal Blue - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,350 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/8/2002
Surrel World-101 reviews
This isn't meant to be funny though it kinda of is...to me at least...chat transcipt from a typical day with the weirdos i speak to...
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,686 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/2/2002
Scenes (Of Insanity and Stupidity) From a mall reviews
Oh yeah baby it's back, the greatest ff7 series ever made finally returns with the opener to season two! with a new baby on the horizon, cloud settles into his new job, tifa's torrid sex life is revealed and the gang heads to the mall!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,494 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2/19/2002
Lunatic Parade-201 reviews
Oh yeah baby it's back...the series that changed the world returns with season two...the cast disappers and a frantic mystery man sends in the imfamous JOJ.com message board cast to host! with the beautiful JESSICKA from JACKOFFJILL STOPPING BY!!!
Lunar: Eternal Blue - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/25/2002
MEGA SUPER FANTASTIC MARATHON OF FUN! reviews
The greatest ff7 series ever made is back with a complete 20 episode collection to get things going for upcoming season two. If you read it before, read it again and if you havent...well what are you waiting for?! get reading!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 88,163 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2001 - Complete
Lunatic Parade-108 reviews
Another wacky, fun filled episode of Lunatic Parade! with guest star BRITTANY SPEARS! plus Hiro meets his doom in the twiste form of pure evil...THE MUFFIN MAN!!! have you met him?! well read on to find out!!!!!!
Lunar: Eternal Blue - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/27/2001
Lunatic Parade-107 reviews
The serious sucking away your iq points is here with an all new episode! Hiro makes a shocking lifestyle change and Adam Sandler stops by! plus...Leo is tricked into selling his soul to Satan! or...is he?
Lunar: Eternal Blue - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/19/2001
Lunatic Parade-106 reviews
Does the madness ever end! Lunatic Parade is here with it's 6th episode! with special guest...AL PACINO! plus...SHOCKING secrets about Ronfar/Leo? read on to find out!
Lunar: Eternal Blue - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11/14/2001
Lunatic Parade-105 reviews
Episode five of the demented and sad Lunatic Parade series with special guest stars Stone Cold Steve Austin and Hulk Hogan! Plus! Ronfar loses the hand he useses to (CENSOR) Hey what the- madness!!!!!!
Lunar: Eternal Blue - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/12/2001
Lunatic Parade 104 reviews
From the moronic mastermind behind the FF7 series, MST3K: 1100 and more comes the latest and quite possibly the stupidest episode of Lunatic Parade yet! with special guests Scott Baio and Stephanie Swift?! And will a certain character come out of the clos
Lunar: Eternal Blue - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11/10/2001
The Date reviews
A short little tale taking place 15 years after manatsu no eve...in which a poor soul who's waiting to take mauyka out is introduced to the masaki family.
Tenchi Muyo - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,716 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11/9/2001
Lunatic Parade-103 reviews
Another moron packed episode of Lunatic Parade hosted by Hiro and co! with special guest Washu!! ahhh!!!!
Lunar: Eternal Blue - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/8/2001
Introductory Interview reviews
A shortish type story detailing Loomis's first meeting with the young Michael Myers. Read on and lemme know what you think...
Halloween - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,971 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/8/2001
Gabe: The greatest hero who ever lived reviews
My ff7 series returns with a brand spankin new special! taking place roughly after the nintendo strikes back saga, Gabe puts together an epic film starring the whole ff7 gang! A must read for those who drink heavily and take lots of medication!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,366 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/8/2001
Lunatic Parade-102 reviews
The continuation of the Lunatic Parade series! with an all new format not unlike a certain show hosted by a guy with the initials SG.
Lunar: Eternal Blue - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/6/2001
Farewells reviews
My first Lunar: SSS fan fic! detailing the death of Luna and how Nall dealt with being alone. A must read for Lunar fans as I consider this some of my best work.....
Lunar: Silver Star - Rated: K - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,228 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10/1/2001
A Meeting of misfits reviews
A simple fic I did for a friend detailing how Walt and Steve Dave met up as kids...not my best stuff but it's all right so check it out if your bored.
Kevin Smith - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,793 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9/28/2001
We're Back!-A losers story reviews
Another small, annoying annoucement from your friendly FF7 family with imporant news that COULD CHANGE YOUR LIFE FOREVER!!!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/23/2001
The Nintendo Strikes Back Saga reviews
Here it is! the epic saga in which the hereos of the hit ff7 series will do battle with a fallen icon who will do ANYTHING to regain his former glory. Featuring more celebrities and blood then an episode of hollywood sqaures this is a must read for anyone
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,210 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/23/2001 - Published: 1/6/2001
Lunatic Parade Vol One! reviews
A simple, stupid little story to keep me writing even with my comps disk drive broken! read on and spite with flames cause this isn't anything close to what I usually write!
Lunar: Eternal Blue - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9/3/2001
Open Till Midnight... reviews
By popular demand(not really) the one and only Empire Records fan fic is back after being taken off FF.NET for not being in the right place. Not much to this really, it's in the spirit of Hardly Clerkin and takes place after the movie so more or less it's
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,455 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/30/2001
Clerk Rats-Vincent's Revenge reviews
Here it is folks, the SEQUEL!! to Hardly Clerkin! Dante settles into his new, better life once again with Veronica but a certain angst ridden mop boy watches from the shadows plotting revenge. Plus...Dante and Randal head to a certain famous mall to pick
Kevin Smith - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,364 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/26/2001
Welcome to Shawshank Mr.Hadley reviews
By far not the best thing I've ever written but I figured it was worth a shot so here it is...to my knowledge the only Shawshank Redepmtion fan fic ever written. There's not a whole lot of plot to it except that it takes place after the movie and deals wi
Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,722 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4/28/2001
Pulp Tenchi-#1 reviews
The begining of a series that will combine the worlds of Pulp Fiction with Tenchi Muyo! impossible you say? dustin hoffman a better actor than al pacino you say? well your just going to have to read and find out for yourself
Tenchi Muyo - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,908 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/22/2001
The Psychotic misadventures of Kewaki and Superman reviews
Just for kicks here is a bizzare story I wrote nearly a decade ago at the tender age of 8. Read on only if your in the mood for something really stupid. It IS old so be nice.
Superman - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3/20/2001
First Fight reviews
The SECOND Rocky fan fic ever written. This one detailing phillys favourite sons first match. Read up and lemme know what you think.
Rocky - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,881 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/2/2001
Evil Dead: Dark Carnival reviews
Here it is at long last the Evil Dead/ICP crossover pitting our hero Ash against a virtual army of evil clowns, jugglers and jokers cards all led by the demonic Butterfly!
Evil Dead/Army of Darkness - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,661 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/26/2001
No need for a brain switch! reviews
The latest in my new Tenchi series! Washu is up to her old tricks as she switches Tenchi and Nobuyuki's brains! With Washu needing the day to build another machine tenchi and Nobuyuki have to trade places and the result is pure fan fic crazziness! (nah it
Tenchi Muyo - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,778 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/30/2001 - Published: 12/10/2000
The Warmth Machine reviews
My first Twillight zone fic which is actually an orginal story but is within the same vein as Twilight Zone so read on and lemme know what you think!
Twilight Zone - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,217 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2000
No need for breakfast! reviews
Poor Poor Tenchi even his breakfast which is supposed to be a quiet period in the morning is a living hell. Read on and feel sorry the poor guy.
Tenchi Muyo - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,081 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/6/2000
Demons of the past reviews
Heres my try at one of my favourite RPGs Chrono Cross. It's about Greco's past and sheds a little light into a character that didn't really get a whole lot of time in the game so read on and lemme know what you think of this.
Chrono Cross - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,307 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/27/2000
Family Insanity reviews
Like an enema that wont stop hurting you FF7 is back with its tenth fic in the series! With the housewarming party behind them Avalanche and Gabe settle into thier new lives as Cloud begins his job as Mayor. will someone be shot? will someone sleep with a
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,702 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11/23/2000
Housewarming Party reviews
look! is it a well written fan fic with a good, coherent plot and intresting characters? No! its number nine in the ff7 series featuring the debut onf an all new villian and featuring guest apperances by Ash of Evil Dead fame and the cast of Resident Evil
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,114 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/29/2000
Total War: The Greatest fan fic you dont want to r
I accidentily deleted this from the ff7 section so I'm reposting it. Nothing new here.Number four in the ff7 series! To the shock of Avalanche Rob Zombie once again returns from the dead seeking revenge on Alice Cooper and Courtney Love and he gets it in
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,677 - Published: 10/29/2000
The Tower of Really Bad stuff reviews
Number six in the ff7 series. That evil bastard Alice Cooper returns again and this time he's going for broke by creating the ultimate skyscraper! Can Avalanche lay the smack down on Alie Cooper one more time? This was accidntly put in the wrong section s
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,483 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/29/2000
Bret Hart VS Mick Foley-The Final Battle reviews
The long awaited third and final chapter in the Mick Foley/Bret Hart triolgy and If you though the last one couldn't be topped you haven't seen anything yet!
Wrestling - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,534 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10/21/2000
Adrian would have got a kick out of that reviews
Here's the first ever Rocky fic which I had done a little while ago but was afraid to publish. Takes place a good number of years after Rocky V.
Rocky - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,697 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/21/2000
One wedding,A stripper and some needless bloddshed reviews
Number eight in the FF7 series with the wedding of the century and more unpleasent surprises then the first day of high school!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,563 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/17/2000
Hardly Clerkin reviews
If I where to write the sequel to Clerks THIS is what i would write! I can't really describe all the goings on in this fic so read on and judge for yourself
Kevin Smith - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,571 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/20/2000
Redemption reviews
Takes place a couple years after Xenogears and a few months before my "Old Maison" fic. Fei and Citan head to Bledavik for the tournament and Fei ends up battling a name from the past.
Xenogears - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/15/2000
Old Maison reviews
A some what sad little fic about one of Xenogears supporting characters please r/r as this is my first time trying this type of fic
Xenogears - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,130 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/8/2000
Vacation Time reviews
Number five in the ff7 series. Avalanche and Gabe head to hawaii for a little R and R but knowing my twisted evil mind the get the exact opposite. please review
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,352 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7/25/2000
Owen Hart VS Sting reviews
One of the few dream matches left that has not nor will ever reall ytake place but is right here in a best of three falls classic!
Wrestling - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2000
Hart Foundation VS Mick Foley and Terry Funk reviews
Part two in the Bret Hart/Mick Foley wars! By far the most chaotic match ever with tons of run ins as well as the infamous four corners of pain deathmatch which is both Mick Foleys and Terry Funks specialty!
Wrestling - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,992 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/15/2000
Going Home reviews
A rare Tales Of Destiny fan fic detailing Rutees return to Cresta following the defeat of Lyndon
Misc. Games - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/11/2000
Playing With your food reviews
Seeing it's third topic change I noticed the new NOES section so I thought I'd put this here. Typed up over a year and a half ago so be nice...
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,727 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/5/2000
Steve Austin VS Andre the Giant reviews
A brutal no DQ rematch from the infamous 90 man battle royal!
Wrestling - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/5/2000
Mick Foley VS Bret Hart reviews
Sure these two have wrestled before.But not in one of the most brutal Falls Count Anywhere matches ever! A must read for Mick Foley fans!
Wrestling - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,031 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2000
The Three Ring 90 Man Battle Royal reviews
The ulitimate battle royal with nearly 100 of the greatest wrestlers ever sapnning the last four decades!
Wrestling - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,343 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/4/2000
DeathMatch reviews
Number three in my FF7 series if you liked the other two read on! Features the ultimate Tifa vs Aeris match and much more!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,679 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 7/4/2000
Total Boredom reviews
This is the first story in my FF7 series right before
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,423 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7/2/2000
Broken Heros reviews
While this is not a true story it is a realistic look at what happens to some of the greats of our childhood. Lossely based on my real life meeting with Greg "The Hammer" Valentine
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,564 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2000
The Video Store From Hell reviews
Gabe revisits avalanche and slong with Tifa,Yuffie,Cid and Red XIII head to Shinra Video to rent a movie. With more pointless bloodshed and meaningless celebrity cameos then ever "The Video Store From Hell" promises to take a little piece of your will to
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,109 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 7/1/2000