Life is a cookie, take big bites.
Life is a jalepeno, take it slowly with lots of water.
Life is like canada; cold, confusing, and full of people you don't understand.
Life is like Khara Wescott; short, funny, and never the same twice.
Life is like a glowstick; it works twice if you put it in the freezer.
life is like a pair of tonsils; it's there, it itches, and you don't know why.
Life is like a fairy tale; brief, entertaining, and occasionally a meaning.
Life is like an ocean; vast, moving, and smells strongly of fish.
Life is like a little brother, squeaky, wrong, and almost compactible.
Life is like Rob, it consists of Love, hurt, questions, and writing.
--and other creative spur-of-the-moment similes by an 18-year old short guy.