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Joined 06-30-00, id: 12579, Profile Updated: 07-02-19
Author has written 7 stories for Guardians of the Galaxy, Captain America, Daredevil, Avengers, and Choices.

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I’m mainly lurking in the background, reading and reviewing.

I'm on AO3 under the same name... and can be found in other miscellaneous places

Favorite Quotes:

"Don't try to be the next me, be the first you."

"All sad people like poetry."

"If you don't stand for something you'll fall for anything."

"You have all the tools you need, now fight."

"I found freedom. Losing all hope was freedom."

"This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes."

"So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life."

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Am I A Grownup Yet? by jones2000 reviews
It was a week before her thirty-fourth birthday when she came to the stunningly bitter realisation that she had become a world-class sell-out.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Family/Crime - Chapters: 22 - Words: 98,891 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/13 - Published: 4/29 - [Daria M., Trent L.] Jane L., Tom S. - Complete
The Everyday Misadventures of Earth's Mightiest Heros by Joki of Sassgard reviews
What do The Avengers do when they aren't saving the world? This is a collection of short one-shots I'm writing just for fun! More updates to come! Follow and favorite so you don't miss out :D
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 54 - Words: 28,980 - Reviews: 710 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 12/22/2017 - Published: 8/20/2014 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B.
My name is Penumbra by ibliniy reviews
Nebula is back for revenge. But when she infiltrates the Guardians of the Galaxy, she gets more than she bargained for... Starlord/Nebula pairing, just to see what happens. Read and see if you like it.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,998 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/13/2016 - Published: 8/29/2014 - Gamora, Nebula, Peter Quill/Star-Lord
Rocket Meets His Match by KallenTheNightSwan reviews
Months pass and the Guardians have stuck together; but one's getting a bit testy (well, more-so than usual). Swearing there is nothing going on, him and the gang run into a very unique fighter and unearth some rather macabre secrets, propelling them into an adventure they realize they may not be ready for. (Adventure, Humor and Romance) Rocket/OC, some StarLord/Gamora - slight AU.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,181 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 7/6/2016 - Published: 9/18/2014 - [Rocket R., OC] [Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Gamora]
What Lies Beneath by theinspired reviews
Clint attends therapy sessions to address his experience with Loki. He soon finds out that SHIELD has much darker motives. Or where Clint was while Steve and Natasha were fighting the Winter Soldier.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,785 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 11/16/2015 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B., Nick F.
Insane Minds Think Alike by griZzlyAngel reviews
A bounty hunter is searching for a criminal when she comes across a certain raccoon and tree. After their initial meeting, she just can't stop running into them wherever she goes. Could it be fate? Could it be destiny? Or could it just be that insane minds think alike? Pre-movie. Featuring an OC.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,459 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 6/25/2015 - Published: 9/11/2014 - Groot, Rocket R., OC - Complete
No Place Like Home by Growliere reviews
Purchasing Terran items and being captured by an old acquaintance leads Rocket and Peter to think about their origins, learning more about themselves in the process.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,228 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 11/4/2014 - Published: 9/10/2014 - Gamora, Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Rocket R., Yondu U. - Complete
Death by Terran by OneLastBird reviews
This is what happens when a crooked space pirate confuses 'abduct' with 'adopt.'
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,581 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 11/2/2014 - Published: 8/8/2014 - Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Yondu U.
Stars and Constellations by MBrabs1996 reviews
Gamora has an accident and becomes deathly ill as a result. While nursing his favorite assassin back to health, Peter and Gamora have fallen dangerously in love. Can they handle a relationship with danger lurking around every corner? Or will Gamora let fear get the better of her and let it tear them apart? Please R&R.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 21,273 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 10/9/2014 - Published: 8/10/2014 - Gamora, Peter Quill/Star-Lord - Complete
Six Feet Deep And Kicking by NeverlandSpirit reviews
It never was supposed to be this way for her but after SHIELD fell, it might have been the only way. Clint never thought he would be assigned to kill the Black Widow again and this time the stakes are higher. Failure might cost you your life and million others too.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Crime - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,956 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/2/2014 - Published: 7/16/2014 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B.
The Art of Cliffhanging by Peace Like a River reviews
Drax, plus Gamora, plus a thousand-foot drop. Without the other Guardians there to act as a buffer, Gamora idly wonders what will kill her first: the cliff, the alien swarm, or the company of her exasperating, metaphorically-challenged teammate. Team-fic. No pairings, unless you squint.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,400 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/28/2014 - Published: 9/25/2014 - Drax, Gamora, Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Rocket R.
The Collector Rebuilds by Upir reviews
Taneleer Tivan needs a new slave to clean up the mess caused by his last one and possibly attract new sellers to rebuild his collection. Hanni finds his on-and-off compassion and unpredictable cruelty unsettling, but she can't seem to help but feel affection for her distraught master. T for some sensuality and mild violence. Follows movie more than comics. Complete!
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 25,900 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/26/2014 - Published: 9/16/2014 - The Collector, OC - Complete
Follow Your Arrow, Wherever It Points by flashwitch reviews
In the middle of battle, Clint goes off comm. Everything that follows is not his fault, but of course he'll blame himself. Latest in the Give Me Direction Verse, direct sequel to Finding North With a Broken Compass.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,380 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/20/2014 - Published: 8/21/2014 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Hulk/Bruce B., Agent Phil Coulson
Morphalite Syndrome by Fairytale Warrior reviews
It started with a brawl and a half-charged blast of plasma. Sample: "All he could say for sure, was no-one [...] had been aware of the danger until it smacked Peter upside the head. Metaphorically, of course. Literally, it was the heated, still-capsuled mass of energy that slammed into his back, buried through his subcostal nerve, and into the kidney beneath." *Rating may change.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,708 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 9/8/2014 - Drax, Gamora, Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Rocket R. - Complete
Cephalagia by Fairytale Warrior reviews
Apparently, headaches are not as universal as Peter has been led to believe. Sample: "He stumbled into something solid as his vision went out faster than a blown light bulb, frantic voices speaking above him barely registering in his throbbing brain." *Rated T for cursing.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,500 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 9/6/2014 - Published: 8/29/2014 - Drax, Gamora, Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Rocket R. - Complete
Remnants by The Forgotten Nobody reviews
Not all of Peter's scars are from women, some are from his extremely unconventional upbringing. Kink meme fill.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 92 - Published: 9/4/2014 - Drax, Gamora, Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Rocket R. - Complete
Wounds by the-speed-reader reviews
A shattered girl. A broken boy. They were both born from fire and ashes, death becoming their only companion; will the only bond they've ever had stay unbreakable? *Clintasha, Collection of One-Shots*
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 50 - Words: 73,310 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 8/31/2014 - Published: 1/5/2013 - [Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B.]
Splish Splash by joecarioca reviews
After fending off a monster, Rocket finds himself in a literal mess. Enlisting Peter's help, he does everything he can to make things uncomfortable for the Star-Lord for his own amusement.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,719 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/29/2014 - Rocket R., Peter Quill/Star-Lord
The Sugar Sickness by Very Sincerely Yours reviews
Pre movie; The doctor told them what was coming, but they still weren't prepared the first time he got sick. Years later, as accomplished, adult witch hunters, they still forgot how severe it was. They forgot, because you can never really be prepared. Not with something like that, not ever. (includes serpent witch, hurt hansel, sibling angst and general witch hunting plot)
Hansel & Gretel - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,732 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 8/23/2014 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Hansel, Gretel
Girl, Compromised by Thoughtful Constellations reviews
Natalia Alianovna Romanova. Black Widow. This is Clint Barton's mission. Until he breaks her arm in two places and winds up making a decision that will change his life, his career, and his entire world forever. As Natalia Romanova becomes Natasha Romanoff, she must learn to adjust to SHIELD, her past, and this man with the bow and arrow who calls himself Hawkeye.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 186,704 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 8/17/2014 - Published: 5/15/2014 - [Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B.] Nick F., Agent Maria Hill - Complete
Shaking Hands (Or How Gamora Realizes How Far Gone She Is) by kalina16 reviews
Peter's been captured for six consecutive days. Gamora handles it about a hundred times worse than she thought she would.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,215 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 8/9/2014 - Published: 8/8/2014 - Gamora, Peter Quill/Star-Lord
Getting in the Groove by Self-Inflicted Insanity reviews
Groot starts dancing, freezing whenever Drax looks over. One by one, the other Guardians catch on, playing a game of dance-like-nobody's-watching-but-freeze-when-Drax-is-watching. Drax is confused. Groot, Peter and Gamora are having a great time. Rocket wants nothing to do with any of it. Too bad Groot doesn't give him a choice.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,413 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 84 - Published: 8/7/2014 - Drax, Groot, Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Rocket R. - Complete
Blind Opening by Skysalla reviews
When Clint's undercover assignment goes to hell, he finds himself thrust into a new mission without SHIELD's permission or approval.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 37,065 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 7/15/2014 - Published: 5/9/2014 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R., Agent Phil Coulson, Nick F. - Complete
In the Land of Gods and Monsters by SWhite42 reviews
"Fury wanted to still kill you when I brought you back. All of SHIELD did really. They said you were dangerous, willful, a lost cause. They told me there was no saving you, that there was no way to ever come back from where'd you been. I vouched for you, risked everything for you. I told them you were still human, still worth saving. So, prove me wrong and kill me Natasha."
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 89,123 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 6/3/2014 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Partners In Crime by Kibasgirltsumi reviews
How did Fran and Balthier meet and become the slick duo they are in FFXII? One thing is for certain; these two opposites did NOT get along well. Not at first.
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 69,357 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/13/2012 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Balthier, Fran - Complete
Pirates of Ivalice by FearandLoathingXIX reviews
The rules of piracy bend and break as Balthier and Fran scheme, swindle, and all-round swashbuckle their way across Ivalice on the treasure hunt to top all hunts.
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 78,003 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Balthier, Fran - Complete
A Matter of Trust by LightningWolf24 reviews
Worgen's have it rough, untrusted by the other races and despised by the people they used to call friends. Raven knows this hatred all too well so what will he do when a night elf suddenly appears, dripping wet and freezing in Winterspring.
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,579 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/9/2011 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Worgen, Night Elf
Black Guard Rising by Spikey44 reviews
Ashe has always paid her dues. She owes the pirate a debt of gratitude. One she thought he'd never collect on. Now the pirate turns up bullet ridden and bleeding in her bedchamber, and this time he needs her help. Is this one debt Ashe can't afford to pay
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 58,506 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/10/2009 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Balthier, Ashe
The Landis Phoenix by Spikey44 reviews
There is a perfectly good reason I ended up in your bed last night Fran. Balthier told her, and when I find said reason I shall be sure to tell you what it is. A story of misdeeds, ancient relics, sky pirates and calamities of the heart. Balthier&Fran.
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 193,512 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Balthier, Fran - Complete
Questionable Status by Spikey44 reviews
Despite some obvious and undesirable sideaffects, he could not deny there were some highly compelling reasons why the occasional uncontrollable Berserker rage could do wonders for the constitution of any selfrespecting sky pirate. BalthierFran
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,748 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Balthier, Fran - Complete
A Sky Pirate odyssey by Spikey44 reviews
The story of the game told from the point of view of two of its charismatic leads. What did Fran really think of the Princess? Did Balthier really know what he was doing? What were they thinking on Bahamut? The truth or close enough. FranxBalthierxAshe
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 71,374 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/2/2007 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Balthier, Fran - Complete
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Spellbound
Selene had just moved to New York and was finally getting accumulated to things in the Big Apple when things began to go sideways... again (Adrian Raines, Kamilah Sayeed, Jax Masuto, Priya, Gaius Augustine, Jameson, OC - Selene Montgomery, OC - Caspian)
Choices - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,550 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2 - OC - Complete
There's your trouble
Leighann was trouble with a capital "T", will a chance encounter with a cowboy change things?
Choices - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,795 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2 - Dick M., OC - Complete
Crossing A Line
What happens with Sienna Park confronts her feelings for Damien early on (Damien N, Nadia P, Steve, OC-Sienna Park)
Choices - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,505 - Published: 7/2 - OC - Complete
Memories
What does Wanda have left after Pietro's death? Nothing but memories.. (This takes places after Avengers: AOU so spoliers if you haven't seen it)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2015 - Wanda M./Scarlet Witch - Complete
Breaking Point reviews
Karen's trying to deal with what happened after her kidnapping, will Matt & Foggy be there for her?
Daredevil - Rated: T - French - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,063 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/29/2015 - Matt M., Foggy N., Karen P. - Complete
Erase Me reviews
A day in the life of the Winter Solider.
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/29/2015 - Complete
Unlikely Guardian reviews
What was supposed to be routine retrieve mission turns out to be a bit more than Peter bargained for as he finds a survivor of a terrible massacre and soon finds himself paying for her care and trying to keep Yondu from selling her to the highest bidder...Female OC, Peter Quill, Yondu. Part 1 of 3
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,921 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/29/2015 - Published: 11/12/2014 - Peter Quill/Star-Lord, OC, Yondu U.
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