"Destroyer of yuri perverts! Defender of the Sacred Triforce! Slayer of Vampires, Apes, and Giant Brains! Doer of really badass deeds! Yes, I am that man!"

Hi, I'm Chris Blair, known to my friends as "Captain N", "Neo", or the all popular "Vash the Stampede"! ^_^

Ooh!! Donuts! Danke! *goes into Vash mode donut frenzy*