Guess she's not 'ere. Wierd goil, never liked dese profile things. Guess I'se gonna have to do it for 'er.

In case you'se was wonderin' who I am, I'se Blinkmuse, Tigah's faithful companion. Ya see, wit out me, she wouldn't be writin' at all. I'se a muse and my job is ta inspire.

Basically, I 'ave 'er write Newsies fanfiction. Sometimes I let 'er write original fiction, but dose don't usually turn out dat good.

In Tigah's free time she feeds me jolly ranchahs and kickboxes. She writes wit Cards too and steals cookies from Cards' muse Spotmuse.

One a Tigah's favorite quotes is from da movie Dogma.
Nun: Let me get this straight, you don't believe in God because of Alice in Wonderland?
Loki: No, Through The Looking Glass. That poem, the Walrus and the Carpenter, thats an indicment of organized religon. The Walrus, with his girth and his good nature, he obviously either represents Buddha or with his tusks the Hindu elephant god, Lord Ganesha. That takes care of your eastern religons. Now the Carpenter, which is an obvious reference to Jesus Christ, who was raised a carpenter's son, he represents the western religons. Now in the poem, what do they do? What do they do? They dupe all these oysters into following them and then proceed to shock and devour the helpless creatures en mass. I don't know what that says to you but it says to me that following these faiths based on mythological figures ensures the destruction of one's inner being. Organized religon destroys who we are by inhibiting our actions, by inhibiting our decisions, out of fear of some intangible parent figure who, who shakes a finger at us from thousands of years ago and says "Do it, do it and I'll fucking spank you.".

She likes ta beta read too, so feel free ta email 'er. Besides the adress above, ya can reach 'er 'ere.

I tink dats it. Bye!