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Joined 09-01-01, id: 105503, Profile Updated: 06-18-09
Author has written 11 stories for Horatio Hornblower, Fullmetal Alchemist, Metalocalypse, and Dead Like Me.

AGE: 22
HEIGHT: 5'10"
RESIDES: In Canada
LIKES: Comics, cartoons, manga, Southern Comfort, drawing, slash, het, hilarity, big dogs
DISLIKES: Meat, Mary-Sues, winter, work
WORKS: In a comic book store.
EDUCATION: Starting a three-year Sequential Illustration program.

BOOKS: American Gods

COMICS: Hellboy, Y The Last Man, Fables, Preacher, Seaguy, Groom Lake, Wormwood: Gentleman Corpse, From Hell

MOVIES: Clue, Blazing Saddles, The Princess Bride, Monsters Inc, High Fidelity, Repo! The Genetic Opera

TV: Futurama, Metalocalypse, Criminal Minds, Dead Like Me, The Venture Brothers.

MUSIC: Rob Zombie, Dethklok, Nightwish, Great Big Sea, Jackson Browne, Cream, Disturbed

NOTES: Don't plagiarise me, don't bother flaming me (See? here's my caring face), do leave reviews and constructive criticism where appropriate, and above all, keep an open mind.

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The Winona Karenina Principle by myboygeorge reviews
What happens when the sexy Winona waltzes back into Sheldon's life and turns him upside down again? Rated M for safety reasons of future chapters
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,800 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 9/21/2008
Their First Halloween by scrubly-degrassily-everlarkily reviews
Perry and JD dress up for Halloween...as each other! Cute break from all of the angsty-ness that is me.
Scrubs - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,716 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Complete
Slow Day at Quantico by medicgirl reviews
Morgan and Reid get bored. This can't end well...
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,995 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Complete
The Sheldon Flexibility Improbability by myboygeorge reviews
Sheldon accompanies Penny to her weekly yoga night, but what happens to the slim, nervous geek when the class instructor wants to get physical with him? Sheldon/OC, lots of laughs
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,225 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Complete
Wooing by Grim Lupine reviews
In which Bruno woos Boots, and there are no flowers involved. Sort of. ::oneshot:: ::slash::
Gordan Korman - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Complete
Phantomized Classics by Shekiah Rosay reviews
What happens when you take songs from other classic musicals Such as 'The Sound of Music' and 'Les Miserables' and Phantomize them? Find out now! Chapter 11: Featuring the Populaire in its entirety, singing a rousing finale of 'I Feel Pretty!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,988 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/30/2006 - Published: 6/1/2004 - Complete
Monster by The Phantom Parisienne reviews
Another poem, this time from no specified POV, though it is most likely Christine; about Erik.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/22/2003
Died Screaming by Ripper reviews
Before, during and after- salvation and damnation and better living through fermentation.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,862 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 4/18/2003 - Published: 8/17/2002
Good Friday by sugahcat reviews
Crowley and Aziraphale watch the Crucifixion. Crowley wonders why an almighty God damns his angels and asks his Son to die. Angsty, w. C/A slash. -complete-
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/26/2003 - Complete
Alternate Endings To Retribution by Random Dent reviews
A few ideas as to how they could have ended 'Retribution' better. Almost entirely non-slash.
Horatio Hornblower - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/6/2002
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Hail To The King
Gearcentric; Charles discovers the real lyrics to a song he heard as a child thanks to one very drunk Klokateer, and one very defeated Klokateer.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/29/2010 - C. F. Ofdensen - Complete
Hunched And Blinded Drabbles reviews
Metalocalypse. 100 & 200 word stories of the biggest entertainment force in the universe. Ratings will change by drabble.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 3,206 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/5/2009 - Published: 4/19/2008
Crichtonklok reviews
Charles pays a visit to someone very important to, but largely ignored by, those who consider themselves experts on Viking society.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/24/2009 - C. F. Ofdensen, Nathan E. - Complete
Riu Riu Chiu reviews
Metalocalypse; Ofdensen makes an intriguing discovery on Christmas Eve.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Complete
Georgia Peach reviews
Drabble; George enjoys a peach.
Dead Like Me - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Complete
Jamklok reviews
Metalocalypse. Forget the butter, jam endorsements are where it's at! Some Nathan/Charles fun to brighten your day.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 3/31/2008 - C. F. Ofdensen, Nathan E. - Complete
Dethbeds reviews
Metalocalypse. The Dethklok boys rarely sleep for the sake of sleeping, unless they happen to be on tour. Mild N/C slash.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Nathan E., C. F. Ofdensen - Complete
In a box reviews
Metalocalypse. It's not Christmas, but Nathan's heart is open wide. Short, slashy V-day fun!
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Complete
Firstborn
Jean Havoc and the birth of his first child. Companion piece to Wedding Night. Rated for semigraphic descriptions.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,817 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Jean H. - Complete
Wedding Night reviews
Jean Havoc reflects on his new bride on their wedding night. Drabble, but slightly long. Deliberate ambiguity to avoid MarySueness. Rated for some sensuality.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/15/2006 - Jean H. - Complete
Will You Return Again? reviews
Short sonnet! Thoughts of a maiden as she wakes just in time to see her lover's ship sail out.
Horatio Hornblower - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/29/2004 - Complete