I was born a poor Martian child, hoping someday that people would see me for who I really was inside...a crossdressing hare-lipped pygmy from Pennsylvania named Bunny.

But until that day, I write fan fics every once in awhile in the hopes that my dreams may one day come true, and I can return to my planet a much wealthier being by writing stories about a guy with a chainsaw attached to his hand...