Maymerz the Mighty
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Joined 05-16-00, id: 10306
Author has written 6 stories for Gundam Wing/AC, Sailor Moon, and Lord of the Rings.
Hullo, luvlies, and how are you today? Uh huh, yeah...I see...oh no, I'm fine, thanks for asking. Yes, I know you didn't. No, I don't answer unasked questions all the time...only occasionally. No, I'm not crazy, and yes, I know you haven't said anything...yet.

All right, enough with the introductions, now here's the meat (or if you're vegetarian, tofu) of the matter, in other words, the drum to which I march (and yes, it might as well be different):

2004 New Year's Resolution: Get my driver's license.
2005: Get a car.
2006: Drop out of High School.
2007: Make a band.
2008: Sign a contract with MTV.
2009: Win a Grammy or two.
2010: Star in a bombed out movie.
2011: OD on Crayons.
2012: Die
Movies: LOTR, Indiana Jones, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Finding Nemo, Angela's Ashes, Princess Bride, Pirates of the Carribean, I could go on and on...
Bands: Blink 182, Dropkick Murphys, Bryan Adams, Sum 41, the Beatles, Green Day, Hot Hot Heat, H.O.T., Dashboard Confessional
Boys: Johnny Depp, Billy Boyd, Orlando Bloom, Jamie Oliver, Igor Maestre, Koreans in general, young Harrison Ford, Ashton Kutcher, Elijah Wood, young Jackie Chan, David Duchovney, David Boreanaz
Foods: Chocolate, haggis, muffins, pancakes, mushrooms, anthing Italian, anything Greek, nothing with sausage, cinnabons, coffee, milk, water, rum, green beans, lamb, kimchi, kimbap, bulgogi
Activities: flying, fighting, food, reading, writing, sleeping ranks high too
Books: the Bible, anything by Shakespeare, Three Musketeers, Lord of the Rings, Lord of the Flies, Clockwork Orange, anything by Terry Pratchett, 1984, Farenheight 451, If I Perish

I only have one more thing to say. I like Lord of the Rings. Okay, maybe I have two things to say. I like Lord of the Rings and I like boys. Ummm...okay, I have three things to say. Go visit my website. So *deep breath* I like Lord of the Rings, I like boys, and go visit my website...Can I say one more thing? I'm single ;) Now, I know you're getting tired of this, but here we go. IlikeLordoftheRingsandIlikeboysandgotomywebsiteandI'msingle;).
There. I'm done.

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A Girl Named Jack by Name1 reviews
Jack's lived as a boy in her family's eyes. Now she's been sent to Middle-Earth. Will they be able to show her that being a woman isn't horrible? Not MS. Finished. Please, read Rewrite. This issues with this thing makes me cry sometimes.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 56 - Words: 80,687 - Reviews: 813 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/31/2008 - Published: 1/17/2003 - Glorfindel, Aragorn
A Little Fall of Rain by Amrunofthesummercountry reviews
AU What if, perhaps, Frodo leaving for the Grey Havens was simply a clever metaphor? Frodo's illness gets the better of him. Character deathtissue warning.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,485 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2003 - Samwise G., Frodo B.
A Brief Soliloquy by Amrunofthesummercountry reviews
Hullo! Ever wonder what Frodo was thinking when he gazed at the Ring? Ever wonder what Gollum thought of Frodo and Sam's close friendship? Ever wonder why Pippin admires Merry so much? UPDATED! Birthday Surprises! Beyond all Towers...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,149 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 5/16/2003 - Published: 1/6/2003
Unwritten Tales: Second Son by Wayfarer reviews
Denethor meets his newborn son and is troubled. He upsets Finduilas by presenting the child as Faramir to Ecthelion. And of course, Boromir now has a brother. Various characters’ firstperson narrative in selected events through to Faramir’s youth.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,081 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/12/2003 - Published: 12/16/2002 - Faramir, Denethor
Leaves Parting by Senzafine reviews
An Elven prince refuses his throne, as the Ring-bearer of old returns to Middle-Earth. A journey towards a nameless goal begins, bringing with it a second coming of darkness and the awakening of a new light. *Ch 5 & 6 UP*
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,744 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/5/2003 - Published: 12/29/2002 - Legolas, Frodo B.
Falling by Insane Pineapple from Naboo reviews
What was Frodo thinking inside of Mt. Doom?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/29/2002 - Frodo B., Samwise G.
Only an Enemy Can Save Me Now... by Moon Bunny reviews
James Potter, I owe you my life, and I owe you my freedom, however, you are gone, but I must repay my debt, somehow, someway...R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/21/2000
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What Ifs' and 'If Onlys' reviews
Two children went to the lake one day...only one came back. Samwise reflects on an alternate past and what's left of this world's future...and how it could have been different...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,442 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1/1/2004 - Published: 2/11/2003 - Samwise G., Frodo B.
Yaaresse reviews
Gandalf, Saruman, Radagast, Alatar, and Pallando. The untold tale of the Blue Istari and their apprentices. Please R/R!!! I beeeg youuu...Chapter 4 is up, please review and tell me what I need to fix!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,707 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/2/2003 - Published: 12/28/2002
The Gundam Pilots Go to the Movies reviews
Star Wars Episode 1 has never been more interesting
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 6/10/2000
Flying Without Wings reviews
Heero reflects on his life, past and future.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5/17/2000
Beginnings reviews
There are some new friends joining the Scouts...
Sailor Moon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,254 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5/17/2000
Beginnings-Starting Out reviews
Talking cats usually mean something stupid is going to happen :p
Sailor Moon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5/17/2000