Name: Ayla Landau Job Description: I eat, sleep, and breathe Ancient Greek and Roman society. Sometimes I teach people Yoga. I'm also thinking about going to Law School after a three-year sabbatical (if teaching High School students can be called a 'sabatical').

I enjoy Snape-fics, especially the Snape/Hermione pairing. That isn't what *my* fic is about, however. It does involve a student, but not our beloved Herm.

The female in question is perfectly normal. She doesn't have any telekenetic powers, cannot do wandless magic, isn't the daughter of a god/goddess, isn't the secret lovechild of McGonagall and Dumbledore...she can, however, play a fabulous rendition of Glass Onion.

There will be no "Snape is a sweetie" in this fic. Sorry, but Snape does not go around thinking up romantic things to say to his Mary-Sue American Professor. Doesn't happen.

Important: Do NOT be misled by the tittle! It is NOT a Harry Potter/Clan of the Cave Bear crossover! Otherwise, it would be in the crossovers section, wouldn't it? I have merely borrowed the title and name of the main character. Besides, I like the book. Go read it (after you've read this story, of course).