Ashley, lover of satire, defender of comedy, purveyor of porn. I'm just your standard-issue, white-bread, southern-suburbia teen (but without the hillbilly twang...and I have all of my teeth...and my dad doesn't double as my uncle AND first cousin...yes I'm that good). I love any and all forms of art (preferrably of the music and animation sort and variety) with the exception of modern art and preforming art. That kind of crap just needs to be taken out back and shot Old Yeller style if you catch my drift. Maybe one day I'll write something...hopefully...maybe, but feel free to talk to me anytime via AIM (SARS is Candy) or my livejournal (username-perversa...kuhuhu).