AGE: Hell, I ain't telling you.
FAV. TV SHOW(s): The Simpsons, 24 (atleast while its/it was still on)
FAV. MOVIES (in no order): WAYNE'S WORLD (Best... Movie... Ever!), Monty Python & The Holy Grail, Forrest Gump, Die Hard, Shawshank Redemption, Spaceballs, Green Mile, Monty Python And Now For Something Completly Different, Flowers for Algernon, Coming to America, Life of Brian, The Mask, and... ANIMAL HOUSE!!
FAV. VIDEOGAMES (in no order): Twisted Metal (PS), Twisted Metal 2: World Tour (PS), Twisted Metal: Black(PS2), Twisted Metal: Small Brawl (PS1), Metal Gear (NES), Metal Gear: Solid (Tactical Espionage Action) {PS}, Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty (Tactical Espionage Action) {PS2}, Metroid (NES), The Adventures of Sonic the Hedghog 2 (Genesis/Game Gear), Gran Theft Auto 2 (PS), Gran Theft Auto 3 (PS2)

OTHER: I believe people under 12 shouldn't be writing on this site {C'mon! They don't even know that Digimon isn't originally Anime! They think it comes from Japan!} - Believes that God is good, but only on Sunny days - Futurama should stop and send its writers back to the Simpsons - Wrestling Sucks - Videogames are underrated - If your over fourty, you need to realize videogames have plots now (WAKE UP, MOM! WAKE UP!) - Videogame writers are better than movie writers - Any one who doesn't read the book before the movie is missing out and/or is not high on life - Everyone who takes there motto from a movie needs to write a movie or get rid of that motto

OTHER OTHER: I wish there was a "Least favorite Authors" section on fanfiction.net

And lastly...

If your not supposed to read my NC-17 stories, than you can go screw yourself or masterbate your ten-year old heart outs.

QUOTES:
"Do, or do not; there is no try."-Frank Oz as Master Yoda, Empire Strikes Back
"Your... a man?"-"The President" in Metal Gear Solid 2
"Someday you'll find that... at the Rainbow on the sun: the lovers, the dreamers... and me."-Jim Henson as Kermit the Frog, the Muppet Movie.
"The key to modern-America is Japanese products."-Artyre Gross, The Experts
NOTE: It was unintended that two of the quotes were from people who started the Muppets.