Paige Collins
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Joined 03-10-00, id: 7732
Author has written 58 stories for Animorphs, Parodies and Spoofs, Harry Potter, and Book X-overs.
I can't believe I left this abomination of hell stay here for as long as I did.

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You probably remember me. Tall, gorgeous, blonde secret agent with a license to kill? That annoying neighbor who always seemed to ring the doorbell at the worst times? Your first pet? Yes, of course you remember me. Who wouldn't?

I was but a wee Animorphs fanfiction writer when I joined fanfiction.net about three years ago. Now I've moved on to less juvenile types of fiction and have decided to unpack my bags and stay right here, posting my various short stories. Like them or loathe them, review or not, it's what I enjoy and what I intend to make a career out of when I "grow up". I've already got a novel in the making here, one of many ideas whirling about my mind at the time.

Tell a little about me, you say? Well, for starters, I'm a 14-year-old girl, who enjoys Anne Rice, Harry Potter, reading, writing (duh), drawing, painting, photography, acting and singing. That's...about it. Exciting, isn't it? Ha ha ha.

That's it for this bio. Anything else you need to know that's crucial and dire to your existence, there's my e-mail and I check it daily. Ta-ta.

(PS: I don't write Animorphs fanfiction anymore and I don't post Harry Potter fanfiction anymore as I have another website I place my stories. So don't ask me if I'm updating any of the crap I wrote about two years ago, please.)

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Porthole to Nowhere reviews
While on a boring train ride to Hogwarts, Harry and his peers are transported to another world where the queen there has a deep dark secret...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,778 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2001
Never Really Broke a Promise reviews
After Ron dies, Hermione feels she'll be lonely. If you're in a depressed mood, I wouldn't read this...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/2/2001
When They Were Alive reviews
A poem about Harry thinking about his parents and all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12/8/2000
Out of the War reviews
Man...I am going to regret writing this. It's kinda...weird. It makes no sense. Cassie poem ::shudder:: She doesn't want to fight and all. Seriously stupid...you have been warned.
Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/18/2000
Girls and Gloomy Days reviews
Harry and Ron, on a gloomy day, talk about asking people out and girls. Harry talks about Cho Chang, and Ron talks about Hermione and they both discover a new meaning to the "L" word.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,018 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 11/15/2000
Marco Interviews Harry Potter reviews
Only in the Harry Potter section cause it has no other Animorphs in it and it takes place in the Gryffindor common room. Marco interviews Harry Potter, and Harry gets all excited, but he gets quite an...unpleasent surprise. I can see why Ron "doesn't take
Book X-overs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,012 - Reviews: 34 - Published: 11/13/2000
The Romance reviews
Ron and Hermione romance. Okay, so this isn't romantic right now (it's a bit...violent?) Supposed to be humor first, but it made itself into a romance fic. Everyone is off characrer, I know...man, I got to go to bed...I keep hearing something...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,402 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/7/2000
Life and Death reviews
I have no idea if this poem makes sense, yet it makes perfect sense. Even though it strays from the subject a bit, I like it a lot. I feel it's my best work yet.
Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 9/21/2000
Does Death Have A Sound? reviews
Don't ask. It has NO...whatever you call a plot for a poem.
Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 333 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9/8/2000
War is Like... reviews
I know I'll really regret posting this...I know I'll really regret posting this...
Animorphs - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/4/2000
It's War reviews
How can you possibly explain war...in poetry?
Animorphs - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/3/2000
The Future: The Rewrite reviews
You wake up to find out you have kids, you are married to a quick tempered wife and you don't know where your friends are. Sounds pretty scary, huh? That's what happens to Jake one rainy afternoon after being hit on the head... (This is a re-write from th
Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,030 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/29/2000
The Best Date reviews
Didn't see an Archie Comics section. Posted here. What happens: Betty flips it a bit wehn Archie goes out with Veronica instead of her and in the end, somehow, a tree branch lands on top of Ronnie.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/27/2000
He's Mine reviews
It's kinda poetry. Cassie sings about Jake, I guess would be what it is about.
Animorphs - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8/8/2000
Jake's Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day reviews
This is a story about Jake's worst day ever! Cheesy fanstsies with the new sub, cheap death scenes, crime and punishment. Warning: So OoC it's not even funny. Co-written with the ever-popular Meghan~Jinx! :)
Animorphs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,858 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 8/8/2000
The Clock on the Wall reviews
Um, it's a weird poem. I can't exactly summarize it. It's about a Yeerk leaving some guy's head or something. ::shrugs:: I explain it in the poem. Read, please.
Animorphs - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7/6/2000
Not Alone Anymore reviews
I can't summarize (spelling???) this story. It's more like a...um...poem I believe.
Animorphs - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6/22/2000
The Aliens reviews
Do I need more editing or is perfect now? I fixed whatever that person said to, so it's fixed. Read it now. Or later.
Animorphs - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,358 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6/4/2000
The Real Me reviews
A Cassie poem. Cassie is thinking, after the war, can and will she be the same? Just read and review. Thank you. :^)
Animorphs - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5/27/2000
Seven People reviews
I'd love if you read it. I doesn't have a point and it makes no sense. Sudden movement! The eighth person! If you want to find out about the eigth person, read it!
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5/22/2000
Friends Forever reviews
Song fic with Victamin C "Graduation". A co-authored story with Paige and Meghan/Jinx.
Animorphs - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,882 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2000
Andy's Christmas Tree reviews
I *THINK* that is the title. Oh yeah. A little boy named Andy see's a Chritmas tree in a field in May. Based on real experinece. Doris likes ponies.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 354 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5/16/2000
The Adventurs Of Bessie: Part I: A Legend Is Born reviews
It's a stupid fanfics that makes no sense about some cow named Besssie and her stupid little duck, who is the sidekick, named Little Bear.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5/13/2000
Cassie's Little Song reviews
The title is from my own memory, so don't be mean if it's wrong. The document was Cassie1. Don't know why. Pleaze read and review. I haven't gotten any new reviews yet. if you read it, you'll find out.
Animorphs - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 5/6/2000
From Different Ways reviews
Don't expect greatness from this poem. I can't write, but you can read so read it. And review the story. Reviews are nice. Oh yes, poem about the Animorphs. Not any specific plot. Yeah, it's a poem. Don't need plot. Red and review. Now!
Animorphs - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4/29/2000
A Story From Grandpa Ax reviews
Ax tells his grandkids a story.
Animorphs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/25/2000
Hope Fills In The Sadness reviews
In case you are all wondering, you are all forgiven. :) Oh, yeah: little girl is enslaved by Yeerks. Review it please.
Animorphs - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 4/23/2000
Angel Wings reviews
Another ::sighs:: poem. I am still writing fics, so don't start cheering. Rachel becomes an angel, which I thought was impossible.
Animorphs - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4/22/2000
Silent Times reviews
Another he/she is sad cause he/she boyfriend/girlfriend is dead.
Animorphs - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 4/22/2000
Time Will Not Come Soon reviews
Kinda long title, don't you think? Creaitve poem.
Animorphs - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4/21/2000
No Turning Back Now reviews
Another poem! It's not good, but all ya'll love poerty, so I guess it is...I don't know. I'm not sane.
Animorphs - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2000
Northchild reviews
It's back up ::sighs:: taking it off didn't do a bit a of good. Yiu don't have read it, I just like it, that's all.
Animorphs - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 4/20/2000
I Thought We'd Won reviews
It's another poem. This'ins good though.
Animorphs - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4/19/2000
A Day In The Life Of Paige Collins reviews
I am a fanfic writer who wrote a story about a day at school...
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/18/2000
Till the Day reviews
I wrote this one late at night, it's good, but it could use more effort. But please read and REVIEW!
Animorphs - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4/18/2000
I Believe I Can Fly reviews
A poem from Tobias's POV, depressing and sad. He lays on a battlefield, dying...
Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 4/15/2000
The Annie Morphs reviews
Jinx was using my computer at the time, forgot to log off, I didn't know and the rest is history. Sorry :)
Animorphs - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4/15/2000
Broken heart reviews
May sound sappy and sweet, but it ain't. It's down right sad, is what it is. So review. And I remembered the E!
Animorphs - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4/14/2000
Special reviews
I wrote this one a while back and never submitted it. Not one of my better stories, but please rview...it would be nice.
Animorphs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 4/13/2000
A Warriors Death reviews
Doesn't exaclty soubd like an Annie poem, just...is, alright! AHHHHHH! Huh?
Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4/11/2000
Pain reviews
Um...the poems about Rachel and how she recovering after Tobias dies. Warning: Sad...
Animorphs - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4/10/2000
Love Will Get You Somewhere reviews
Not one of my better poems. I am running out!
Animorphs - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4/10/2000
The Hardest Thing reviews
Rated PG for kinda of a sick concept...
Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,077 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4/9/2000
Horror reviews
I am mighty, you are not. Ah, who am I foolin'? It's another poem!
Animorphs - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4/9/2000
In Memory Of Jake reviews
It is good good poem, it is shad, do' wery shad.
Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 4/8/2000
Life reviews
I am a horrible fanfic writer and everyone hates me.
Animorphs - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 34 - Published: 4/2/2000
Beware the Red Eyed, Red Headed Demon reviews
They're after me Lucky Fanfics!
Animorphs - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,964 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 3/20/2000
There Isn't reviews
There just isn't enough fanfics in the day...
Animorphs - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3/18/2000
The Animorphs/Baby-sitters Club crossover reviews
Don't let the title fool you. It's quite funny.
Animorphs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,792 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/18/2000
The Newcomer reviews
An evil girl joins the Animorphs. Is she friend or foe?
Animorphs - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,202 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2000
To Lose A Friend reviews
A very nice poem I wrote...did I mention I can write good poems?
Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/11/2000
The Future reviews
Jake is hit on the head and dreams he is in the future. Is it all a dream or reality?
Animorphs - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,459 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2000
Liar, Liar reviews
The new Animorph, Cora, lose her memory, David returns, what could you possibly want more in a Fanfic?
Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,584 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3/11/2000
The Animorphs Song reviews
A song about the Animorphs...one of thoise songs that go together perfectly. Read!
Animorphs - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2000
What The Public Wants reviews
You must read it cause I ain't tellin' the summary...if read, please review!!!
Animorphs - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 3/11/2000
A Poem With No Name reviews
Check it out! Sad and please review, got it? Good!
Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 175 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 3/11/2000
My Heart Will Go On reviews
Sad story. I cried while writing it. Marco's ne girl dies.
Animorphs - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,944 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 3/10/2000
The Pecan Parody reviews
A really funny parody. Nothing to do with pecans though.
Animorphs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,271 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/10/2000