Who can forget Hogwarts Zone, in which Harry and Ron meet the female versions of themselves?

Or the Fangirls series, where I let myself and my buddy Rachel loose on some unsuspecting hobbits, as well as forced Legolas into tight pants and nipple rings?

Or Cat-tastrophy, where I tortured HP charecters by forcing them to dance to a number from Cats that I had so cleverly changed the words to?

Then there's Obi-Wan's Nightmare, an excuse to turn Star Wars charectes into out-of-charecter lunitics.

By far the worst of my crimes was Wizards, a hp/sw crossover, plotless, out of charecter and with no respect to cannon, blatent self-placement, badly written and feturing -get this- a HANSON song. Oh the horror!

My main problem was one I'm still struggling with to a lesser degree, that I have this urge every once in a while to place myself in my favorite books/movies. This is shamefully encouraged by my friends, because I will more ofrten than not put them in too.
Though I will still occationally write stories involving me and my friends, I like to think they are at least of better quality than as of old, less likely to be a fic, and I rarely inflict them on others, with the ecception of Go Kiss an Orc. A LotR self insertion fic that can be found on my website, it's allowed there because I like to think that, for what it is, it's farely good, messes with cannon as little as possible, and is, I've been assured, really funny.
Besides typing up already written chapters of Go Kiss an Orc every once in a while, I rarely write fic anymore. I have a few fic poems on my site, but other than that, nope. I'd much rather read other people's good fics and write origional stuff.

So here, for your horror, is my Mary Sue fic, circa 8th grade, written before I knew what Mary Sue was. Just as a sample of my past badness, which I was led to believe was ok by the multitude of other sucky writers on ff.net and by the actually good reviews I somehow recieved. For actual good writing, viset my site.