OK, just to get it out of the way: I don't think I'll be adding any more stories. It's gotten very complicated at times to keep all of my stuff up to date here and everywhere else I've sent it. So, these stories will stay just how they are, safe and sound, but any newer ones, and any ones you may have read in the past but won't see here now *hint, will be at my page (link above).

Well, me. I'm boring. I'm old and cynical and long-term exposure to me is probably hazardous. But I do lots of different things when I'm bored, one of which has been writing fanfic. Hence this profile.

My primary aim here is to entertain myself and anyone else who might be around to entertain, so I hope you enjoy the stories. My second aim is to develop whatever skills I have, so constructive or specific feedback is, of course, wonderful. I can take bad news; don't worry about that. So any lucid comments are greatly appreciated.

But first and foremost, enjoy the stories. Thanks.