Okay, so, I don't write anymore. Well, that's kind of untrue: I still write, but I've embraced National Novel Writing Month and I get all my fiction-ing out then and these days I just read a lot, but I don't read at fanfiction.net anymore so I'd remove this account and I'd like to think that somewhere out there there's somebody who'd be as sad when I Hate The Way or 494 Or More? went disappearing off the internet as I was when one of my favorite stories disapeared.

So, all of these stories are marked "complete" because, well, they're as complete as they're going to get. Some of them are complete, in fact, and a lot of them are one-shots.

Also, I was born in '88 so you can infer that most of these stories were written by a very strange girl between the ages of 13 and 15.

We will now continue with our regular if slightly updated profile.

I am Liz (still). I am weird. I know it, relish in it, and am damn proud of it. Learn to deal. I started writing Dark Angel fanfic; I adored that show so irrationally. I was a nun, you know. A nun at the Church of Alec, and you know what? I'm okay with that. I am always bogged down with work at my over-achiever school, especially since I'm kind of a slacker. I like music, in general. I love random emo bands that no one's heard of. I love angry rock and mellow rock and half-assed pop rock and classic rock. I get my music from friends and I read Rolling Stone with a highlighter. I also like jazz, and classical, and ... I don't know. I'm just kinda... Dude. Music. Cool. I read stuff, angst and humor and romance. I watch TV (Alias, early Buffy, Everwood, OC, Salute Your Shorts, Rocko's Modern Life, Clarissa Explains It All, and all those canceled shows that no one else loved: Glory Days, Dark Angel, Black Sash, etc.), and movies (Rocky Horror Picture Show, Empire Records, the remake of Ocean's 11, James Bond movies, Knight's Tale, White Oleander, the original Italian Job, Fight Club, Grind, 28 Days, Miss Congeniality, Bourne Identity, Benny & June, Chocolat, the first Lara Croft, That Thing You Do, Rock Star, Moulin Rouge, Interview with a Vampire, Office Space, Rock Star, Josie and the Pussycats, Cruel Intentions, School of Rock, Life as a House).

I read a lot- online, and real books. I willingly spend Friday nights at Barnes and Nobles with friends sitting in the aisles and blocking traffic, and will always be happy to get suggestions on a new thing to read. If you are like me, I’ll tell you to read anything by Terry Pratchett, the Dan Brown books, the Greggory McGuire books, Fight Club & Chuck P in general, Final Confessions of Mable Stark, Shel Silverstien books, Salman Rushdie's Haround and the Sea of Stories, Michael Cricton books, and Writing Romance Novels For Dummies.

Anyway.

I'm completely and totally strange, as are my muses... they seem to dislike staying with one idea for too long, which is why I have so many short fics. They have commitment issues (they're all male, maybe that's related) so a few of my longer stories will go unfinished for long periods of time until I get sick of having them hanging over my head and I force an ending onto them--usually fluff to please shippers who've be reading. Presently I'm sort of all over the place, since I'm not too good with the focusing.

And for all you who've made it through this random ramble, this unorganized chaos, this inclusive muddle of words, this complete and utter nonsense... I applaud you. Congratulations, you win.