The product of my twisted sense of humor: Relentless mockery of BBC Sherlock fanfic tropes, with a few crossovers thrown in. Updated approximately whenever I feel like it. Directly inspired by VivyPotter's 'The Many Harry Potters of Little Hangleton' (Larry forever). And oh dear, is that a sinking ship on the horizon? (My usual standards apply; nothing above a T rating.)

Lestrade attempts to explain to Sherlock the effect his attitude has on the team. Pre-John. Features Aspie Sherlock.

Three weeks after Sherrinford and it seems there is a copycat Ripper stalking London's streets. Will the case help Sherlock to sort out his feelings for Molly? Rated M for eventual smut...hopefully Sherlolly smut.

In a London we almost recognise, Sherlock Holmes is a stroppy, solitary genius shirking his civic and moral duty to care for the unfortunate and dispossessed of New Britain. So what is it that possesses him to bring such a wretched, nameless creature with an unspeakable past to Baker Street? Sherlock's life is about to be turned on its head, and all the world with it. (Dystopia)

John Watson has been stood up. Much to his dismay, those around him have noticed. When he's asked to give up his seat, a stranger comes to his rescue and pretends to be his date

John and an injured Sherlock are trapped in a lift waiting for Lestrade to rescue them.

Moriarty's network ensured that Sherlock really did die that day at Bart's, despite his and Mycroft's plan to fake his death. But John discovers something remarkable via an old friend. Post TRF

Sherlock jumps from the roof of Bart's - the plan is perfectly executed. Except that Mycroft is troubled by the inclusion of Molly Hooper in that plan. As his brother prepares to be dead for two years, Mycroft begins to realise that there's a threat to the operation that he hadn't considered - sentiment. Takes place after TRF, eventually becoming a post-TFP story too.

AU Series 3/AU TAB: There was no Moriarty video at the end of S3. Instead, Sherlock went away. For 10 years. Rosie Watson grows and thrives and her parents couldn't be prouder of her. When Rosie starts making portraits of the homeless people she visits , John recognizes one of them as his best man. What does Mary know about it?

A spy-retrieval mission gone wrong and we have Mycroft and Sherlock caught amidst the maritime war of real pirates and governments while fighting to survive without starting another world war. Sherlock doesn't mind but with Mycroft's identity in the line, even the consulting detective has to have a survival plan. And not just for one. How are they going to swim out of this piracy?

Post Season 4 one-shot: While legendary partners and enduring friends, John and Sherlock could go without direct communication for weeks at a time, each man knows he would be at the ready should the other make a call for help. When Sherlock is troubled by a series of indecipherable texts from John, he realizes time is of the essence and races to the rescue.

When Sherlock and John receive heartbreaking news, and hope seems to be lost, how can they overcome like they have in the past?

An incident at Scotland Yard sends Sherlock reeling. Fortunately, John is there. However, he's not the only one to witness it unfold.

Sherlock is dead, but life goes on... Or what passes for it. Months later, it's John who has a case to solve. This story is meant to take place between The Reichenbach Fall and The Empty Hearse.

A Fragile Ficlet: An old injury resurfaces, taking both John and Sherlock by surprise. Confessions, complaining, and caretaking ensue.

While Sherlock is being held captive during his three year hiatus, he talks to a canary what he would have liked to say to John. injured!sherlock. Rated T for such injuries.

Sometime after Culverton, Sherlock's reaction to John's proximity reveals wounds left unhealed.

A continuation for the storyline 'toxic tea' from chapter 13 in the short stories in 'it takes John Watson to save your life.'. Sherlock is poisoned and John saves him, but it's only the beginning of his medical treatment.

This is set following the events of TFP. It is my interpretation of a possible future where Molly is a Christian and Sherlock becomes one. There will be a lot of Biblical perspective. There will also be a lot of discussion about dealing with human desires and emotions. Read it if you dare!

Mary is somewhat enthralled with John Watson. She observes him struggling with some internal grief, and she desperately wants to help. But she can't, if she doesn't even know what caused it. Apparently the key to helping John lies in the answer to one simple question: Who's Sherlock? Post-Reichenbach.

When a simple drug-related homicide turns into arson, Sherlock and John are drawn into a twenty-year web of crime, and some lives will never be the same again.

Mycroft uses his position to bring Sherlock and John behind the scenes on a potential political deal. But a single gala event quickly becomes a puzzle that Sherlock, John, and Sarah must unravel to expose the secrets of powerful men.

After Sherlock's 'death', John is trying to put all the pieces back together. But during an unlikely investigation, he learns the truth behind the suicide of the 'fake genius'...and it's not at all what he expected. Rated T for language and some violence. *Sequel to Armageddon*

Molly is at risk, will Sherlock save her and will he learn something along the way. Rated T for angst and threat to life.

What if Sherlock, pondering on the length of Molly's engagement to Tom, realizies he wants her for himself and decided to take action? Set during S3:02 (Part 3 of my "Realizations of Love Dreams" series). Sherlolly.