Harry has had a hell of a life, he has survived by playing the cards he is dealt. What happens when he hits his breaking point and starts using anything he can get his hands on to win? What happens when magic deals him a new hand? He pimp slaps Mass effect into submission taking shit from no one. Badass!Harry harem!Harry AU!

Harry's had enough. It's time to blow this popsicle stand. Turns out, leaving behind friends is harder than one might think however. And an unexpected lead towards a new life provides a surprise. Unfortunately life is rarely so simple right? Pairings: MAYBE Harry/Multi, starting off Harry/Hermione. GreaterGood!Dumbledore. Rated T may progress to M. On Hiatus.

An incredible discovery prompts Harry and Hermione to venture into the unknown. Hoping to discover new worlds and bring home a certain lost Godfather. However they get a lot more than they bargained for when they step into this brave new world. A Galactic scale war, aliens and betrayal lie beyond. Tentatively rate T, may be raised to M if necessary. On Hiatus.

After five years travelling the world, Harry Potter has landed in New York. He figures that there's no better place than the city that never sleeps to settle in and forge a new life. If only the heroes, villains, aliens and spies had received the message. Begins just before the Avengers movie and continues through the MCU. Encompasses MCU movies & TV, some others along the way.

Harry's decision not to give Kreacher the fake Locket comes back to bite him in the ass. A mix of that bad decision, plus alcohol plus a bit of dark magic whisks Harry away on an adventure he's already regretting, and it hasn't even started yet. Kreacher's gonna die for this.

Love wasn't what killed Voldemort. James and Lily Potter delved into forbidden magic in a bid to save their son, Harry Potter, as foretold. What they didn't know was that not only would the magic ritual kill Voldemort but reawaken the soul of Harry's past self, Shirou Emiya. A past incarnation of Harry that was the foretold power that Voldemort knew not off. This is his story.

The child arrived in the Shire - so unlike the rest. One who could change more than world. See profile for standard disclaimer. BEING EDITED and re-uploaded as each chapter gets re-written. Needing a beta reader, message for details.

When Nathan Potter's twin brother was entered into the Tri-Wizard Tournament, things quickly spiraled out of control. Now, Voldemort's reign of terror can only be ended by one man; but they have to convince him that they are worth saving first... (Harry swears like a drunken sailor occasionally, hence rating)

WBWL. Natalia had to give her son up to keep him safe. She gave him to the Potters. He became Harry James Potter. Harry always felt there was something separating him from his family. Now he knows what that is.

With his life turned into a Game, Harry now has to raise a Phoenix, uncover the Founders' darkest secrets, deal with political manipulations and live through Hogwarts all while trying desperately to not swear too much.

Harry Potter was Sorted into Slytherin after a crappy childhood. His brother Jim is believed to be the BWL. Think you know this story? Think again. Year Three (Harry Potter and the Death Eater Menace) starts on 9/1/16. NO romantic pairings prior to Fourth Year. Basically good Dumbledore and Weasleys. Limited bashing (mainly of James).

In the 31st Century, Mordru has won. The United Planets is in collapse, EarthGov destroyed, and the Legion decimated and scattered. The Surviving Legionaries decide their only feasible way of fighting back would be to recruit a legendary Magic User. After much debate, they settle on Harry Potter... who turns out to be a bit different than his legend would suggest.

Beginning in the graveyard, Harry fails to reach the cup to escape but is saved by an unexpected person thought long dead. Harry learns what it is to be a Potter and starts his journey to finish Voldemort once and for all. NO SLASH. Rated M for language, gore etch. A story of realism and Harry coming into his own.

Breaking free of the body bind, Harry throws himself in front of Snape's killing curse. One wonky apparition later, Harry and Dumbledore have arrived in a strange place, eerily similar to what they know, yet distinctly different. Everyone seems to think the two of them should already be dead. A dictatorial Ministry, and two Dark Lords... what has Harry gotten them into this time?

End of 3rd year. While Sirius is on trial to prove his innocence, Harry is abandoned by the Dursleys who, after the Marge incident, have enough of him. Luckily Harry's picked up by Bill Weasley. And ends up joining Bill on a Cursbreaking expedition to Cambodia. He gets far more than he asking for! Disturbing news, promises, trouble and danger keep following Harry's every step.

A book left by Sirius opens Harry's eyes as he delves into the mysteries of magic, learns about the realities of a war, and shifts towards the Grey. Meanwhile, Daphne Greengrass is faced with an unusual solution that involves the Boy-Who-Lived, but could be more trouble than it's worth. And in the end, there is always a price to be paid for everything. HP/DG Contract, 6-7th year

Set in the Goblet of Fire, Harry and Hermione each have a strange awakening after a demonstration of the Unforgivable Curses during that fateful Defense Against the Dark Arts class. How different is a Harry Potter with one deviant obsession, a twisted kink? Perhaps not at all, or perhaps incredibly so in the most meaningful of ways. Webs of pairings centered around Harry.

Bards: Spell casters, Jack of All Trades, Story Tellers, and Manipulators. Taken as an infant watch the Wizarding World try and come to terms with a Boy-Who-Lived raised by one of these individuals. 5e D&D, Bardic Shenanigans ensue.

This is smart! Powerful! Ravenclaw! Harry; How would the wizarding world react to a Boy Who Lived who is much different from what they expected? One that is set to change the course of the magical world forever? Grey Harry; Manipulative! Dumbledore; Harry/Daphne

His father died trying to protect him. When he failed, his mother gave her life to give him a chance. When he learned of the truth, he found the last thing both of them left him. And then, he used it to perish his enemies. His name is Harry Potter... and he is about to become the third king on a giant chessboard they call 'Magical Britain'.

Harry Potter has been banged up for ten years in the hellhole brig of Azkaban for a crime he didn't commit, and his traitorous brother, the not-really-boy-who-lived, has royally messed things up. After meeting Fate and Death, Harry is given a second chance to squash Voldemort, dodge a thousand years in prison, and snatch everything his hated brother holds dear. H/Hr/LL/DG/GW.

In which pureblood tradition doesn't always favor the purebloods.

Summary: Harry Potter narrowly manages to escape his wicked uncle by magically teleporting himself to another world. Harry becomes host to a Tok'ra symbiote named Einar.

Harry always knew that there was something unique about him. In a way, the arrival of the Hogwarts acceptance letters was almost expected... except, why are they all addressed to 'Harriet Potter?

Once upon a time, three brothers came up with a plan to change the world forever. Centuries later, wizards still fight over the scraps of their power. However, only one person can truly lay claim to their destiny. AU. Harry/Lisa Turpin pairing in later chapters.