He hadn't wanted to be Harry Potter anymore. Things would be simpler, he would be happier. He had been almost positive he would be happier if he were quite literally anybody else. At the moment, he couldn't think of a better demonstration of the warning "be careful what you wish for." ON INDEFINITE HIATUS.

Alone. That's all he's ever been. Whether he was at the Dursleys or Azkaban. Flung straight from the frying pan of hell, into the fires of war, Harry must learn to adapt quickly. On top of this, new secrets come to light, forcing Harry to ask, "Does family make the man?" HeavilyLight-sided Harry! Manipulative!Dumbledore, eventually evil! Warfic!

It's near end of the 22nd century and apocalypse is approaching. The galaxy is still unprepared, the Reapers are coming, and the only person who can stop them is... dead? Well, Mr. Potter will fix that.

After a Biowepon wipes out all nonmagicals on Earth, what poor guy ends up having to take over? Harry Potter leads the Gaia Arcana Imperium out from Earth across the Stars. MoD Harry/Immortal Harry, Powerful Harry, Smart but Oblivious Harry, Elemental Harry, Grey Harry, AUHumanity, Magical Humanity, Powerful Humanity. Rated M for future Language and Gore

A continuation of Doghead Thirteen's excellent fic, Enter the Dragon.

At the reading of Sirius Black's will several shocking revelations leave Harry Potter and Nymphadora Tonks reeling. How will things change for them? And what about that crazy, drunken contract between James Potter and Sirius? What will this mean for Harry and Tonks? AU after Order of the Phoenix. Not part of the Professor Muggle series.

Harry decided that the only way he can win this war with his sanity intact is to train his own way without interference. But then he discovers an ability that he needs help with and only one person can provide that-Tonks. They bring the fight to the DEs in their own way so that the war will finally end.

Summary: Tonks is posing as a Hogwarts student when someone slips something into Harry's drink. With Death Eaters on the prowl and the Boy Who Lived not only missing, but stoned out of his mind and horny to boot, what's a girl to do.

Harry is fed up with the lies of the ministry, the slander of the prophet and the inaction of everyone around him in the face of Voldemort's return. After careful thinking he has come to a conclusion: find Peter Pettigrew and you find the truth. Hence Harry puts a 100,000 Galleon reward on Peter's head and watches as the entire magical community goes mad in the race to find him.

When Unspeakable Harry Potter wakes up in 1976, he determines he's either A: In the past. Or B: In a mental hospital. At least the firewhiskey still tastes the same. Waiting tables at the Three Broomsticks, drunken death eater bar fights, annoying an attractive but pushy auror, and avoiding his mother's crush on him is just another day in the life of Harry Potter, 1976

"What Would A Hero Do?" Newly crowned wizard and avid reader of fantasy fiction, eleven-year-old Harry Potter makes friends with the goblin standing outside Gringotts with unforeseen consequences. Armed with an unlikely posse -his insatiable curiosity- and a pocket full of questions, Curious!Harry embarks on his first year at Hogwarts. Merlin help us.

After an exhausting month at work, Fleur was ready to enjoy the holiday with her husband until a sudden emergency call comes and an unexpected guest appears at her doorstep, derailing her whole life. Lemons.

Fleur decides that Harry should be rewarded for saving her sister from the lake in the second task.

Sequel to Lessons From A Grateful Veela. Having moved to France with Sirius, Harry has to juggle his new school, his relationship with Fleur and Dumbledore's attempts to return him to England. There will be new friends to be made and new threats to be faced.

One day, Harry Potter read, "Newt Scamander, master of the magical creatures, is looking to hire one young intern for a summer wide assignment of adventuring, exploration and learning!" Watch as Harry travels the world on this journey full of larceny, thievery and drunken debauchery, all the while pissing over as many people as he can. Sometimes literally.

When Harry finds out he has a living family member, he visits America only to find that his half-brother is none other than the prophet Chuck. A millennia ago, before there were angels or humans, there was Darkness, Light and the In Between. The Darkness was locked up and the In Between left. Light ( God) created the humans so as not to be lonely. And now the brothers are back.

Based off Ascension by Ulstem. In the wake of the reapers victory over the citidal races Harry Potter decides to go back in time to before the second rise of voldemort to prevent the Final solution and ensure humanity is ready for the comeing of the reapers. H/HG Weasley/Bashing UNDER REWRITE SEE PROFILE

Hermione loves her books. Hermione loves her Harry. Get between Hermione and either at your own peril. Series of connected one-shots.

On Hiatus. When Harry's raid on the Ministry of Magic to rescue Sirius goes awry, he gets thrown forward in time, approximately 184 years. Later, when the secret Alliance vessel Normandy goes on its first voyage to Eden Prime, how will Commander Shepherd cope with an upstart Corporal on his first real assignment?

At the Department of Mysteries, Harry chases Bellatrix after Sirius falls through the veil, but a complex enchantment triggers, transporting him and a miraculously 'alive' Sirius to a muggle dimension full of superheroes and what not! Follow Harry as he teams up with the Avengers, hoping to prevent the Chitauri invasion and return safely to his own universe.

DISCONTINUED Long ago, the Force was divided. Torn asunder by righteous pride and passion for power. For eons the Galaxy has trembled as each fought for dominance, both doomed for destruction. The chosen one, destined to bring balance, failed. With the Galaxy on the verge of self destruction, another is chosen. Ripped from the world he knows, Harry must fight to survive.

Harry makes a different choice in kings cross after he was struck down by Voldemort. Reborn at the end of a rebellion. Watch as Harry grows up in a darker world of swords and magic. M rated for good reason, story contains descriptive violence, character death and sex.

After being delivered to the Dursley's doorstep like a jug of milk, Harry is rescued by a mysterious stranger before they even know he was there. Nearly ten years later, he is returned, but not as the boy Dumbledore expected. Rated T and will always be rated T.

Being an Auror wasn't all it was cracked up to be. Harry Potter was convinced the world was out to make the rest of his life dull; until a demon called Whistler gave him an offer that he just couldn't refuse.

Every action has a consequence. For Harry, the action was a memorable meeting with a certain red-haired woman and its consequences are far-reaching. Voldemort is back, Harry is being kept out of the loop. The last thing he needs is to be kidnapped by Hydra but that is exactly what happens.