(Formerly Telos) The Wizarding World is in a frenzy when the Hidden Continents of Japan contacts them for the first time in 100 years, quite out of the blue. Meanwhile, Harry finds an amnesiac teenage blond in Hagrid's hut. Post 7th book!

How was he supposed to know the thing was going to reach out at him and say, 'Mommy' Team 7 is charged with babysitting until the baby's parents are found, the problem: Why does it call Naruto mommy? SasuNaru, other warnings inside.

Happosai has had enough of Ranma. Using an ancient scroll he banishes Ranma and Akane to a place where he'll find opponents even he can't beat. Too bad for them, Ranma doesn't lose when it counts and keeping the kids he's saddled himself with safe does.

Ever wonder what our favorite/least favorite characters would be like as fathers well all of them will get a chapter to be daddy to our favorite pink haired ninja. Cute/funny series, about family and fatherhood. vote for the next father!

Naruto deciding not to let Madara win, he sealed himself to save his friends from total control from Madara... now free from his seal the world has changed... what will he do when given the job as a PE teacher and Negi's class secret protector?

Long ago the world was full of amazing technology, things ninja could only dream of. For centuries this ancient art was lost. That is until a nosy blonde found it in a dusty tome. Now he follows in their footsteps – those of a mad scientist.

What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.

COMPLETE! Summary: AU Kakashi prepared himself for the worst when he was saddled with the Kyuubi-no-gaki, a.k.a. Naruto. He did not, however, expect this. Rated M for Language. Some Ghost In The Shell & Eyeshield 21

Time Travel fic. In a war torn future, in the burning ruins of Konohagakure, Naruto fights Orochimaru and loses as the world collapses around him. From that ending comes a new beginning and a new chance to set things right, if only he can figure out how..

NaruHina Kaatang Sukka SasuSaku The Avatar has reawakened. He now has to struggle with the fact that he is, in the eyes of the world, 'Dead', while Zuko returns to the Fire Nation...

Tsunade adopts Naruto. What will life be like living with two medic nins and a mother who's playful fingerflicks could bash through trees? Now how about adding an infamous pervert and a philosophic demon to the mix?

Kakashi is very late to pick up his Genin team. Ranma accidently teleports. And the early bird gets the worm...

Naruto tries to seduce Gaara. Gaara tries to resist. Very big screw-ups ensue. Featuring really short shorts, an odd Hidden Mist mating ritual, and a bedsheet. Oh, and lots of humour, angst, and sap. In that order. Complete!

Lots of people have postulated that Naruto's good at financial planning. Let's follow that thought a little farther into the future.

Lee tries out a new Ultimate Taijutsu Technique on Neji. Much to his team's dismay. Except Tenten, she thought it was funny.

When the newlywed Iruka wants to adopt a child, he meets a shunned boy named Naruto with a dark past. Can Iruka and Kakashi obtain a small family with the boy, or lose him back to the boys original parents? WAFF,Yaoi This story will not be updated to fix timeline-name consistencies.

To escape Valentine’s day and all the horrors that comes with it, Sasuke uses an untested jutsu and lands himself in the middle of a foxes den. Rated for language and future situations. Sasunaru.

Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.

[Crackfic. Probably abandoned.] If you're a young, hormonal, teenage boy and notice that your very female clone is quite attractive, what are you going to do? Experiment, right? Only, when his clone fails to dispell because she's pregnant with himself, things begin to get strange.

Indefinite babysitting duty was so not on Kakashi's list of things he wanted to do with his life.

Naruto has been keeping dangerous secrets for years. A long-forgotten dream that just won’t die, an ally he shouldn’t know and a friend no one thought he had are what keep him going. Graduating is the least of his problems…

While still an academy student, Uzumaki Naruto starts to learn the art of killing from a mysterious old man. His lessons will be paid for in blood, sweat, and tears. He will get much more than he had bargained for,

AU. Hatake Kakashi was ANBU, now he had to learn to be human. Uzumaki Naruto needed a guardian and he got a teenager with silver hair. Chapter 25: Itachi finds himself faced with yet another living legend; Kakashi awakes in a strange land. HIATUS.

Kushina Uzumaki found herself in the last place she thought she would ever return to... Home. A ZOMG!RANMACHAN production.

Pein's final technique wasn't control over death, but time. Naruto, sent back to start his life over, has a chance to change it all. Stuck with a differing Kyuubi attack and a wary, overprotective Fourth, will Naruto be able to do as he planned? GENFIC.