A tale of Damsels, Heroes, and Strange Clingy Fabrics in the bustling metropolis of Ankh Morpork! MARVEL at the heroine's beauty! GASP at the hero's feats of derring do! REVIEW when you read it, dammit!

Intelligence is not a trait highly valued in secretaries. They evolved in accordance with that fact. A story of one crush and its only witness. Mild slash content. Starring: the Patrician.

Grassroots feminism, attempted assassination, snake eyed loping bastards, vandalism, theft, murder, and a thousand elephants. Wait, no! No elephants. Everything else, though. [rated T for genitalia related humor and mild swearing]

Drabble. This is the result of my failed attempt to write LuggageRincewind. It's still cracktastic, though.

Henry Biddle was hired to paint a portrait. However, he ends up comtemplating the Duke of Ankh and his family as well. prequel of a work in progress

Vetinari meets an old friend through the magic of L-space. Machiavelli's fish and chips stand doesn't stand a chance. Crossover with Lord of the Rings. Chapter 5: Finduilas is most upset with the Patrician.

Discworld-LotR crossover, with elves, Orcs and Nobbses. A magical accident catapults Vimes into another dimension. And worse, he has to find his son in an unknown land, in the middle of a war that he seems to be in charge of... CHAPTER 11 is up.

An exiled Vetinari has an open road ahead of him. Watch through the eyes of Vimes as pirates, politicians and hard liquors combine.

Ein weiterer Versuch, das legendäre Lied in Worte zu kleiden...

Co-written with NS and Peeves is Peeved-- our version of Nanny Ogg's most infamous number. PG13 for vulgarity, and it contains an MP3 link so you can sing it in the bath

A short story that features Duckman the beggar.

I'm sorry. It had to be done. I couldn't resist. Hex and A Mystery Woman... R&R, OR you can just laugh your head off in scorn.

A Commander's Inspection, a troll's invention, and a Patrician in the right place at the right time...

Presumed headline in the A-M Times: Werewolf's Boyfriend Walks On Moon; Angst Ensues. My take on Angua's reaction to the events of The Last Hero....

(Updated again, finally! (Finished)) Say hello again to the Blue Cat Ladies, as they journey across the Discworld for Louisa's cousin's wedding... but does he know that they're coming? PG because of the Ladies of Negotiable Gender.

A romantic farce starring Ankh-Morpork's most efficient Palace clerk. **FINISHED!!!**

A collection of parodied songs by/about Rincewind for the young and old. There are NINE now- 'What Would the Great Wizard Do?! R&R

The last moments of Ysabell and Mort.

Can't trust 'em. Buggerit. A rambling little adventure into the mind of Foul Ole Ron. The Origin of the Millenium Hand & Shrimp?

A group of (very) short blurbs on teenaged Havelock Vetinari. These are not meant to be serious, and are OOC. I had fun writing them, so I hope you have fun reading them. :) New short!

A funny short story I wrote for my english class.

Dates weren't for Watch girls, Angua thought. Dates were for ladies who could afford prim wigs, and dresses expensive enough to look properly simple....A cute story about Carrot and Angua's first date [under edit for technical errors]

The witches of Lancre solve the problem inherent in being four witches to fill only three positions. Set after Carpe Jugulum if the witches have showed up in anything after that book, consider this story an AU.

Late one night, a styleless, capitalless assassin makes an attempt on an innocent life and learns just why Sammies are dangerous… Rated for language.

After all the adventures, what happens to Rincewind the wizard?