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Focus: Books Harry Potter, Since: 02-18-05
Founder: SweetSouthernGal - Stories: 1,286 - Followers: 13 - Staff: 1 - id: 11887
Everyone loves a good oneshot. They're quick reads that give you a nice snapshot into the character's world. A story told all at once and with no long waits or cliffhangers. Here are some of the better oneshots (and twoshots and the like) I've found, all with interesting storylines and mostly good grammar, spelling, and structure. They vary from het and slash and no pairings, but no incest, prominent non-con, and only a smattering of crossgen. |
Remus & Harry on the 'What If's and Fate by SweetSouthernGal reviews
Remus and Harry seperately ponder fate. [Sometimes, I wonder if the Fates are against me :H] [The 'what if's are endless, James...They come, wave after wave, and I'm powerless to stop them...No man should ever feel so guilty :R] Written preDH, no slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,410 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
Little White Lie by Lady Lithe reviews
Just because I wanted to grab you and to snog your bloody clueless brains out, Potter, means nothing! Absoutely nothing! Because right now I wouldn’t kiss you, you pathetic arse, if you were the very last insufferable prat on the face of the earth! HG
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,485 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Of Envelope Glue, Twitching, & Two Percent Chances by xxanglophilexx reviews
At 8:10 am on April 13, 1976, Sirius Black will realize that Remus Lupin fancies him. And if Remus stops twitching and remembers to breathe long enough to have a proper conversation, he may realize something, too. RLSB. SLASH. ONESHOT. Some JPLE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,127 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 49 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Minister's Newspaper by pyrebi reviews
The Minister's coming for a visit! Quick, polish up the prisoners, dust the locks, tone down the dementors! Find a few inmates who can still talk in case he has questions!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,301 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2006 - Sirius B. - Complete
To Burn by cupid-painted-blind reviews
Sirius's descent into madness, in thirteen steps. [One shot.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,580 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/25/2007 - Complete
Unspoken Thing by xxanglophilexx reviews
Sirius comes out to James while Remus is listening behind them. A humorous oneshot. MWPP. RLSB. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,295 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
It's Called The Chamber of Secrets by CrazieDasie reviews
Remus and Sirius are the cause of school wide petrifyings. RLSB Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,369 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Zenith Degree by JuliaKerns5 reviews
[WARNING: Slash][RLSB][JPLE][OneShot][MWPP Era] Remus and Sirius play matchmaker for James and Lily, even though they end up getting something for themselves too! Extreme fun! “Are you stripping, Potter?” Lily asked disbelievingly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,573 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Whatever Gets You Through the Night by leatherboots reviews
While running away from Filch the Marauders find themselves in a broom closet. Slash: RLxSB
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,541 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Try and Act Like a Normal Person by CrazieDasie reviews
Sirius takes Remus on their first, and last, date.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,659 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The World According To James Potter by j folked reviews
Something was very wrong in James Potter's world. His two best mates were avoiding each other, and that just wouldn't do. James had to do something to make his world right again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,616 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Remus and Sirius Standard Desk Dictionary by Mint Pizza Queen reviews
The ABCs of Remus and Sirius as more than just friends during their Hogwarts years. SiriusRemus. ONESHOT. COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,261 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Other Hero by Siobhan O'Hara reviews
Warning! Some DH spoilers! A short conversation between Harry and Neville where Neville learns about the prophecy and what might have been..
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Neville L., Harry P. - Complete
Never Wake A Sleeping Werewolf by coldgrayday reviews
Everyone knows that you should never wake a sleeping werewolf, as they aren't morning people. That is, everyone knows except Sirius Black. Oneshot. Slash. RLSB.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
In a State of Denial by xxanglophilexx reviews
Remus Lupin and Sirius Black are not gay. They are completely, totally, one hundred percent straight. They just happen to shag each other on a regular basis. That doesn’t make them gay, though. They are straight. Really. RLSB slash. ONESHOT. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,154 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 35 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Highway Code by shewhoguards reviews
Why Hermione really wasn't certain Ron could pass a Muggle driving test.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
When Kneazles Fly by imagines writes reviews
Remus Lupin's bike, meet Sirius Black. Sirius, meet your worst enemy. [Remus x Sirius for BFB. No DH spoilers.]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
He Wants to Remember More Than He Wants to Forget by xxanglophilexx reviews
He doesn’t like looking at the photographs. He can remember details unlike other people. His mind is better than photographs. So he packs them all away. ::: Remus reflects on Peter, James, Lily, and Sirius. Angsty. RLSB. JPLE. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
CrossroadsCrossfates by Broken-and-fallen reviews
And in the end, they're back at the beginning. MAJOR SPOILERS FOR DEATHLY HALLOWS. A marauder fic. SLIGHT RemusSirius, RemusTonks, LilyJames, SLIGHT LilySeverus
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
And He Would be Nameless by DarthTofu reviews
D.H. Spoilers follow: In the Battle of Hogwarts over fifty students died. Only a handful were named. This is the story of one who fought in that battle, and his thoughts on whether they are to be his final thoughts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2007
All Hail James Potter by juxtaposed reviews
All Hail James Potter, or Why You Should Both Take A Minute From Your Incessant Shagging To Thank Me, You Ungrateful Gits: A Letter to Mssrs. Sirius O. Black and Remus J. Lupin, from M. James D. Potter. James was really the matchmaker, after all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,546 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
A Winning Bet by jncar reviews
When Tonks decides to bake cookies for Sirius, Remus places a wager that he can't lose. RT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,985 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Sirius B., N. Tonks - Complete
A Cruel And Unusual Torture by finkpishnets reviews
Oneshot. 'Have you actually looked at this list, Prongs' Sirius asked, grabbing a crumpled ball of paper from beside his elbow and chucking it at the other boys’ head. 'We have to run and shoot and dance, for Merlin’s sake'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,675 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/12/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
So The Story Goes by Pantz reviews
You were married, so the story goes, in a snazzy church outside of London.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,852 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/17/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Blue Cottage by Gaby Black reviews
JamesLily oneshot, fluff. James is going, quite painstakingly, to ask Lily to marry him, when Sirius interrupts them with a surprise of his own. "You're going to ask me to marry you, aren't you?"
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/17/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete