Snake goes out for fun and runs into the human disaster Johnny he'd rather forget. MGS2 centered with a dash of MGS1 and even a sprinkle of MGS3.

[MGS3] “Do you always go around eating suspicious-looking frogs, sir?” EVA, Ocelot. Implied SnakeOcelot, courtesy of EVA’s runaway imagination. Spoilers, language, one-shot.

Everyone's favorite pairing of Snake x Box. It actually happens to be Pliskin, right after he meets Raiden foer the first time. Pardon this fic, I was in a silly mood. I've always thought Snake's box obsession was rather adorable...

AH-HAHA! THE PRODIGAL RETURN! This story is back, for the masses. I hope you still enjoy this story as much as you all did back then. :)

On December 27th, Jesus was born again in fic form. Join Indiana Snake and his adventures through space and time. Will he defeat the evil space pirate ninjas from Neptune? Can he wake Short Round from his fourteen year coma? A co-fic with SamandMax

Ever noticed Snake's obsession with tree frogs? Well. I have. Snake x Tree Frog.

Finally updated, and all three of my fans should really care. Meh, do what you like, just remember that there's a special surprise in store if you do read...

So, how does it taste?

Don't have time to play all the way through Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty? No worries! We have created for you this handy fiveminute version. But watch out! It contains SPOILERS.

Wanna be a guard? Wanna get stepped on by a 500 ton robot? Go ahead and join us! (plz R&R)

You are cordially invited to Solidus Snake's 60th Birthday Party. Snake and Otacon, however, weren't. WATCH as they attempt to steal the beer! SMELL a drunk Gurlukovich operative! TASTE a Solidus vodka! WRITE a nice review!

A very evil story with no point and should be destroyed. Enjoy.

a (very) short story, in which Revolver Ocelot comes up with a very 'evil' plan.

After beating Metal Gear, Solid Snake joins the police force and is taped for an episode of COPS

A while back Ocelot had Liquid's hand grafted to his arm. Now Liquid takes over once again with the intent to eliminate Solid Snake. Of course, Ocelot won't let Liquid ruin his life without a fight. In public. At a mall.

This what happens when you mix boredem and ... much more boredem together. Snake is drunk and is pulled over by the cops. R+R!

Snake feels pretty head-strong about himself… until a little ‘match-up-the-dance-moves-on-the-screen’ arcade machine begins to get the better of him… (COMPLETED!!)

If Snake can't sleep, -nobody- will. All done! R&R at your leisure.

A little soul-searching from the -real- hero of the Metal Gear series. Enjoy!

Some days, even Otacon can't get a dang thing done. Some days, Snake destroys a dairy farm. Please R&R.

Starts at Chez Hal, but doesn't stay long. Meet the Snakemobile! See Raiden bowl! Endure Otacon's elephant jokes!

Box-related humor at its most self-indulgent. If Snake got drunk and decided to write a love poem, I figure this would be it. No offense to S&O shounen-ai fans, of course, but this ain't.

ok i realized that i posted the wrong version of chapter 4 lol, the new one will be up in a while! read and review!

Behind The Game looks again at Metal Gear Solid, but this time it's the first one! Jinkies, Uncle Pete, it's darn tootin! Read and review, if you like the funny.

The final episode in the series. Or is it...? Most likely. Please read and review!