Metallic red flowed from the wound. The thread of blood swished back and forth, following his commands. How does it feel controlling blood, Naruto? blood line!

Okay this is a Harry Potter Naruto crossover story. After some changes Naruto flees his world and ends in a forest where somehow he ends up as a major power, and a protector. The T for some kinda gory killing, this is an angry Naruto story.

Uzumaki Naruto has learned everything from his mistakes. Anyone who thinks otherwise is dead wrong.

Naruto is exposed to the Kyuubi at a young age, causing him to go insane. However, having an insane side with the skills of a Jounin might not be so bad after all.

Lies have power. They can change a simple-minded believer into a two-faced schemer and a timid follower into a fanatical devotee. They can change a child angry at the world into a man consumed by more than vengeance. But that power is a lie as well.

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A bit of speculation on my part as to how Orochimaru got his sword, Kusinagi. It's short and it's not my usual humourous fare. Read if you so desire.

AU. Uchiha Naruto, son of Rin and Obito, tries to find his place in life. However, with a crazy teachers like Gai and Anko, will that place be where he wants it? Naruto/Anko, Abandoned.

Ino complains that all the Konoha boys don’t know how to loosen up and have some fun on a Friday night, which makes the girls wonder what a fun-loving guy like Naruto does on his days off. Drinking? Clubbing? Laundry? Or something more profound?

Crossover - Naruto & Stargate - No Pairings - Sequel to 'Sand Walker' - Set after the fight at the Valley of the End, and before the beginning of Naruto Shippuuden. This is one vision of Gaara's journey to be human. Now completely AU.

An unknown orphan's childhood is brought into new light, and truths that lie under the surface are revealed. Questions answered, theories presented, connections made. Not an AU. Naruto centric.

God hates him. But Naruto finds that being slingshot to the past is by far the least of his worries... especially when an enamoured teenager by the name of Namikaze Minato is vying for his attentions! Rather one-sided MinaNaru, shounen-ai, timetravel, AU.

What if Uchiha Itachi didn’t grow up as an Uchiha? What if he didn’t grow up as a shinobi at all? What if Konoha and the Uchiha Clan wanted him back? AU

[A NaruIno ficlet] Ino notices Naruto. And she makes sure he notices her right back.

In which everyone finds out more about the Sexy no Jutsu than they EVER wanted to know and Naruto and Ino realize that violence is the spice of life. NaruIno

May 5th. Boys’ Day. A holiday in which families celebrate the happiness and health of their sons. And Naruto, who is a son without parents, makes his own celebration.

Sakura notices something odd in the mirror, and since her mother seems hesitant to explain what's going on, she decides to find her own answers...but is she ready for the truth? First place winner in the 2006 Great Heaven and Earth Fanfiction Contest.

Let me also wear such deliberate disguises... In Ino's world, people look, but never see. Ino, Chouji.

An account of a Team 7 mission through the eyes of an outsider. Oneshot.

Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.

Iruka's genin team was never normal, by any definition of the word.

[A Team Seven crackfic] Kakashi eavesdrops on his adorable little students and overhears something that he really wishes he hadn't.

Kyuubi was a hero at one time. Oneshot.

Your actions don't make you a monster. Your reasons do.

After twelve years, Kushina returns to Konoha to meet the son that she left behind. Sequel to Promises. AU. Rated for language. FINAL CHAPTER UP!