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Archive for Metal Gear humor and parody fics.

From the desk of Dr Hal Emmerich by Rydia Highwind reviews
Post MGS - Exerts from Hal's journal soon after he and Dave move to Manhattan. SnakeBox. (Yes, I'm serious.)
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,723 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/29/2004
Making the Movie:Metal Gear Solid by SamandMax reviews
The making and premiere of the movie starring and written by Solid Snake!
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/30/2001
Iron Chef by SamandMax reviews
Snake gueststars on the show "Iron Chef". Includes the same poor dubbing as the real TV show!
Metal Gear - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/16/2002
The Passion of the Snake by SamandMax reviews
After seeing 'The Passion of the Christ', Snake decides to make a sequel to it, starring him as Jesus Jr.
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/10/2004
Snake the Stuntman by SamandMax reviews
Snake becomes a stuntman for Burt Reynolds and soon the insanely funny/disturbing situations take place!
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/21/2002
La Serpiente Sólida Loca! by SamandMax reviews
Snake shows an episode from his 1982 Spanish Soap Opera. Yes, that's what it's really about.
Metal Gear - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/11/2003
Odd Advice by Some1Else reviews
After staying home for far to long, Snake begins hallucinating. Much to his discomfort, several of his dogs begin talking to him about the past and present. Is it real, or could it be cabin fever? Maybe it's something else entirely.
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,165 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2002 - Complete
Dinner at Ocelot's by Some1Else reviews
Our friends Snake, Meryl, Roy, and Otacon go over to Ocelot's house for dinner and the opportunity to purchase illegal information. Add in a duck that's been cooked on an electrified torture rack and you're eating dinner at Ocelot's.
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,652 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2002 - Complete
SNAKE'S ADVENTURES AT THE ANIME EXPO by TheGreatAnimeFan reviews
a lame attempt as humor as Snake and Otacon visit the anime expo
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,207 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/19/2002
Oh My God, Campbell Is Soup! by Wolfy reviews
A short little humor fic me and my little brother wrote. We made the connection between the Colonel's name and the famous brand of soup, and poor Raiden got brought into the mix as well.
Metal Gear - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/14/2004
The Solid Snake Guide to Dating by Chitin Titan reviews
Snake offers Raiden a few pointers on his technique, or lack therof. Raiden reacts predictably. Lots of in-game references for those nit-pickers out there.
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/8/2002
Metal Gear Redux by Chitin Titan reviews
A weird summary of the events of Metal Gear Solid 2. Obviously, there are spoilers. Not so obviously, there is strange, slightly out of character dialogue.
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,567 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2003
Down A Dark Alley by TorreOle reviews
Snake is sent to recover a package crucial to his and Otacon's very survival.
Metal Gear - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/2/2002
Metal Gear Whitetrash by TorreOle reviews
PG13 because Snake and co. have dirty mouths and minds. Snake, Raiden, and Otacon are sent on a new mission to an area mall to procure some action figures. Updated again, several times over. :)
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,549 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/24/2002 - Published: 1/28/2002
The Daily Lives of Snake and Otacon by mgs otaku reviews
[Snake and Otacon join FFAG, details within.] The Daily Lives of Philanthropy are back! ^_^ w00t!
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,384 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/26/2002 - Published: 12/11/2001
Escape from the Hellish Bowels of the Big Shell by lyung reviews
What happens to Otacon when he attempts to rescue the Big Shell hostages. Rated PG for mild violence.
Metal Gear - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/27/2002
Spaceman Snake by SamandMax reviews
Snake and an old nemesis must compete to see who becomes the first non-rich person in space!
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,768 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/20/2002
Teenage Wasteland by PhoenixAS Comics reviews
Snake and the boys are living with Big Boss. The old man does everything possible to humiliate his sons, Liquid's sexuality is questioned and devious schemes galore. Uh, SnakeMeryl... god...
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,188 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/29/2004 - Published: 3/22/2004
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