Naruto is drunk off his ass. Sasuke just happens to be stone cold sober. Wonder what will happen...

What if Naruto were to be raised by the Joker? Such an idea is so wrong, and yet so right. Not to be taken too seriously.

The fight against Mizuki goes worse than expected, and Naruto flees from Konoha in anguish. He eventually passes out in the desert, where he's found by a trio of Suna siblings... ON HIATUS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.

A series of 4 short stories about Naruto, the meaning behind that foxlike grin, the orange jumpsuit, and what happens during the darkest, loneliest part of the night. rated T for one bad word.

Morino Ibiki on appearances and life in ninja villages. Especially on late afternoons, key word, late.

Hyuuga Hinata is stubborn. Neji is surprised to discover this.

There is a man trying to fit a glass shoe three sizes too small on Naruto.

In the Forest of Death, Naruto wakes up early and doesn't feel like himself. He has memories that he has not lived, and his body isn't as responsive as his new memories want him. What is going on?

In a twisted world, a kinder Kyuubi finds himself the protector of a young Naruto and a omen to something far more sinister.

Naruto's always been fascinated by red eyes. [requestfic, 20truths]

A collection of drabbles based around certain concepts and ideas of the Naruto-world. Herein lay humor and angst and Gai knitting.

On a mission, 10-year-old chuunin, Kakashi, is seperated from his team. [Violence, sexual assualt on a child]

One fine summer day, Uchiha Mikoto realized her youngest son was gay and went out to buy him a dress in celebration.

What would happen if Naruto was in the wrong place at the wrong time? What if Itachi decided that he needed another failsafe to measure his potential besides Sasuke? Maybe it wasn't his sharingan that made him so strong... What if it was just him?

Naruto used to swing there. Now, his students do. ...But they are nothing more than students, and he will steal the swing back. [Angstysad drabbleshot. Narutocentric]

Naruto knows he doesn't have to be afraid of the villagers, because their minds are immature and Naruto is the monster under their beds.

Kyubi's been acting strange, and it's making Naruto nervous. When the demon makes a strange request, Naruto's against it...that is, until he no longer has a choice. But hey, what's the worst that could happen? Mockfic. I'm still awesome at summaries.

Naruto was never quite the normal little boy. And now, growing up, things seem to be getting just a LITTLE out of hand...

Uzumaki compares his son to the sons of the Sand, the Hyuugas and the Uchihas. Humor and Yaoi! :D [Oneshot]

And to such lengths we will go to have our love reciprocated. Onesided SasuNaru. Onesided SasuSaku. Onesided LeeSaku. Implied NejiNaru. 5 chapters.

Naruto's body was destroyed when he was eight years old. Lukily, the unfriendly neighborhood demon gave him a new one. Now, Naruto goes through life as a 500 foot tall fox. Naruto X Multiple Women.

They all have their theories about Naruto, but perhaps Sai knows best. [Sai spoilers]

To understand a person, look to the family. Kiba's clan is unconventional in every sense. [Spoilers for Rescue Sasuke Arc]

Uzumaki Naruto never understood his affinity to orange. [Color speaks when words cannot]

The Final Battle. Sasuke summons the Edo Tensei. Naruto counters. Kyuubi, Murphy’s Law Incarnate, decides to intervene. “Hey, teme, your mom is HOT.” -NarutoMikoto- -Discontinued-