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Founder: Call Me Blue Streak - Stories: 134 - Followers: 32 - Staff: 10 - id: 14073
They may cut your dick in half, and serve it to a pig, but when it hurts you'll laugh, and dance a dickless jig, but that's the way it goes, in war you're shat upon, though you die, La Resistance LIVES ON! Het stories within, something worth defending! VIVA LA RESISTANCE! |
What a Strange Occurrence by K-chan16 reviews
The generation of South Park children we all know and love are finally in high school. Drama and angst ensues. ErcxWendy. Please review honestly, and no flames. Thank you and please enjoy my story!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger
Memento by NilaSagol reviews
Kenny comes from a poor family and seems to deal with reality. Everything in his eyes are different then what other people see and he knows it, new experiences begin happening. Kelly is one of those experiences. Can he deal with them all or is it too hard
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,869 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/16/2010 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Kenny M., Kelly
I'll Do What She Waunts by moonyprof reviews
Wendy finds a bag from Frederick's of Hollywood in Cartman's room and dresses him up. WendyCartman, language, and implied kinkiness.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger - Complete
School Dance by Glacierclaw reviews
Wendy, after breaking up with Token, finally gets the nerves to ask Stan to the school dance...and has a mix of strange adventures. Oneshot, StanWendy, KyleBebe. Nonslash, obviously, and kind of random.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,607 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Complete
This and That by Sweet Roses reviews
the story progresses the rocky relationship of Rebecca and Kyle throughout high school and the hardships they receive from their family and friends.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,210 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/15/2007 - Published: 10/29/2006 - Rebecca C., Kyle B.
South Park PostGraduates by EmilyyOSHIT reviews
Seeing characters we've known to be little 9year olds at Universities, what could be better? XD hahah. R&R i need any kind of feedback!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/13/2006 - Stan M., Kyle B.
What REALLY happens to Milli and Powder? by EmilyyOSHIT reviews
Well, noone really does stories on the background characters like Powder and Milli, so I'm making a reason for them to be there :3 PLUS, there not even on the CHARACTER list! so maybe ill spark a trend and get them up there.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10/13/2006
A Fallen Hero by elfox15 reviews
From Kenny's POV. This is the tale of what happens to Kenny during season 6 of South Park.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,719 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/6/2006 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Kenny M.
Less Than Three by LenaxROCK reviews
WENDY CARTMAN FIC ::: Wendy is ready to tell Cartman how she feels about him. Her confession doesn't go as planned, however, thanks to Cartman's lack of Internet lingo knowledge.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,907 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Wendy Testaburger, Eric Cartman - Complete
Back Here Baby: A Mini Fic by Kenny's Goddess reviews
O.o I finally have a new SP fic, but it's very very short. In this, Lily (my fanikd) feels awful about something she has done to Cartman, and wishes he would forgive her. And it uses the song Back Here Baby, by BBMak...hence the title. ^_^
South Park - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/30/2001
love waits for no one by southparkjelly reviews
KyleOC. Stans Cousin Falls in love with Kyle, Does he share the same emotions? R&R PLZ.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,010 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/23/2006 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Kyle B.
Never Too Late by misfitvampire reviews
Ashton McKenzie, Stan's cousin from California, moves in with him after her parents are killed. She wants Kyle, and Kyle wants her, but both are oblivious to the other's feelings. Does true love exist? Let's find out.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,255 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/26/2006 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Kyle B.
Remember the Breathing Thing by Shuggie reviews
Cartman ponders the alleged brilliance of his latest scheme while Wendy engages in the worst sort of physical labor. CxW oneshot
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,362 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/5/2006 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger - Complete
That's Pretty Messed Up by gobgobstopper reviews
Rae has had a good life, until 9th Grade. Her best friend Kenny wants her, but Rae wants Kyle. But Stan is using her to get Wendy off his back and Cartman is acting like a horse's butt. What will Rae do? Rated M for later chapters.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,008 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/3/2006 - Published: 8/2/2006
Should've Listened to the Star Trek Dorks by Seaouryou reviews
[Based on episode 616] Cartman returns to the future, an obese car repairman instead of a wealthy CEO of his own time travel company, and becomes obsessed with fixing the life he so spectacularly screwed up.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,565 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/27/2006 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Don't Stand So Close to Me by Arianax3 reviews
Ariana is a normal kid in South Park Elementary, and when she falls in love she knows what she wants and she's going to do anything to get it. Meanwhile, seems like everyone in South Park has come down with a bad case of the love sickness.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,033 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/27/2008 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Kenny M., Kyle B.
Jealous of a Canadian by Call Me Blue Streak reviews
Jealousy: [jeh·luh·see] noun, plural: ous, ies. 1. Envious resentment against a rival, a person enjoying success or advantage. Or against anothers' success or advantage itself. Het pairings: KyleRebecca, StanWendy.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,164 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/15/2007 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Kyle B., Rebecca C.
Mood Rings by Queen Fire Faerie reviews
“Ho, if a guy ever asks you out…make sure they get you a mood ring”. Those had been his exact words. WendyxCartman
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Wendy Testaburger, Eric Cartman - Complete
Kenny's View On Life Has Always Been Like This by Mulan Ayano reviews
ONESHOT: After finding the ultimate end boring, and gambling on fate, what is there left to do but enjoy life? Mainly it's about life in South Park. Plesae R&R!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,419 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Complete
My Bloody Valentine by Kenny's SpaceCadet reviews
I don't think what I did was wrong. You told me to prove to you that I loved you. So I did. StanWendy, CartmanWendy Tragedy. Not a happy ending.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Don't Ride in Cars with Strangers by Leela's tears reviews
Bebe Stevens couldn't handle the heartbreaks of highschool. Her friend Wendy shows her how to live again, but is it really what Bebe wants? Will Bebe discover if love really exists? Is her old crush Kyle a thing of the past that she can't let go? R&R!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,022 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/23/2006 - Published: 12/22/2005
Cartmen's New Friend by LHS Writing Lab 2006 reviews
beasleyj. Eric gets a new girl in this story by a first time writer from the LHS Writing Lab.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/25/2006 - Eric Cartman - Complete
Tears, Rain, and Hairdye by StansFan reviews
Based on the episode, Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset. Cartman tries to get into the party to see someone special. Too bad they won't let him in. Cartman's point of view
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/25/2006 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Kenny's New Girlfriend by elfox15 reviews
This is my first SP story. Kenny gets a new girlfriend but there's something strange about her. Can the 4 boys find out what it is? Will Cartman get sent back to 1st grade? Read to find out!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,495 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/27/2006 - Published: 4/8/2006 - Kenny M., Eric Cartman - Complete
South ParkGood Times by tricksy
Just some typical SP craziness. NO slashes between the guys. Cartman gets his first crush, and something's up with Stan. What could it be? Anyway, I don't own the characters, or ideas behind SP, etc. Just sit back and enjoy the story. Please post, this is
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,142 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/4/2006 - Eric Cartman