UPDATED WITH ANOTHER ONESHOT. In this fic, everything is so canon it's AU. I fixed a few of the plot holes of the first book not by eliminating them, but by giving them the reality due to any bit of canon. [Warning: character deaths, TLC spoilers in ch.2]

Chapter 2 up: Contrast. Two independent femslash drabbles featuring LiliJuliet and HollyJuliet, respectively. Labour One of my Twelve Labours of Heracles.

[AF] Whatever comes to mind for me to drabble about. Still mostly angst, but occasionally not so.

Artemis is visited by a notsovengeful Jon Spiro and doesn't quite know what to make of it.

Bolero, def: a Spanish dance performed with sharp turns and sudden pauses, illustrative of the passion of love. Written for the NovDec Crim challenge. Starring Carla Frazetti and Artemis Fowl. Shortlisted in Best Het Romance & Best Short Fic in the OA.

[AF] A magical object of devastating power is missing. Who could the LEP possibly blame? And when the fairies make a mistake that costs Artemis his freedom, who can they turn to for help? More importantly, will he be able to provide it? Winner of 5 Orion Awards, including Best Characterisation and Best Overall

Morning is coming and Holly knows she must leave Artemis to go back to Haven, but where is this relationship going? Will she ever make a choice: live with Artemis or leave him forever? Or will she always be stuck, uncertain, undecided, in no man's land?

Ere I be postin', arrh, all me Arty Fowl shorts and drabbles. None of which are written in Pirate, thankfully. Butlers, gen, some het of the AngelineTimmy and ArtyJuliet varieties, and JulietHolly femslash.

I am Artemis Fowl the Second and up until a few hours ago I was in control

So when Angeline Fowl dropped the bomb, her son wasn’t quite as disturbed or opposed to the idea as he normally would have been..."

Was there ever a time Juliet couldn't win? Was there ever a time when Domovoi Butler was just Dom?

a condense of a project that i'm working on, this was made to the standards of a literary bet and therefore may seem a little constrained. learn about how artemis came to be the inhuman evil that he is.

He drew first blood because he was too smart to lift a grudge. [Caution: Violence and Coarse Language]

[Oneshot.] Your name is real. Your lies are real. Our, no...your power is real. You have a responsibility to protect your family and their wealth. Dreams will only hinder you. Fowls do not dream.

The bogeyman story has been told for centuries to scare kids into being good. But when a four-year-old Artemis hears the story, he decides to catch the bogeyman before it can catch him.

Because, eventually, everybody changes. But not always for the good. [Julius/Holly, Holly/Chix, darkfic]

COMPLETE. Three deaths. How these deaths shape the world and the fairies who survive them. Details Holly's first few days at the LEP. First story in the Triangle Arc. PreAF Hollycentric, with a side order of Trouble and Grubby revelations.

A collection of Artemis Fowl short stories and poetry, most of which are either humorous or have a decidedly angsty bent to them. Includes limericks, Arty-torture (Psychological only, of course), a Butler-poem and a one-way AH. Crim stuff too.

[Oneshot.] The story of Artemis' first school experience and a pain that marked a turning point in his youth. Friendship? Is there really such a thing?

YEEEUUUUCCHHHH! BFW's reincarnated in Blue Yeti. I never want to see it again! I'm scarred for life. The Toaster. Alas, I join Toasty in chasteless Hell... Tyranny. Now you've heard the critics, judge this HollyArty with a difference for yourself.

The blackmail letter is quite specific, informing Lili Frond of the rendezvous location, that her new employer is Opal Koboi, and that a delicatenatured partnership is being offered. In spite of this, Lili still gets some nasty surprises.

Everyone has a thing for Artemis Fowl, don't they? He's hardly given a moment to breathe, what with Holly and Butler and Mary Sue and Lobsters... A series of ten 100word drabbles.

What made Artemis speechless, twice, when he was five? This fic attempts to explain. /Guys... this was a one-shot. That means it's over. Also, ATTW certainly wasn't my best work. There were tons of holes. Much love for the support./ /One-shot/

Collection of AF ficlets on all sorts of things, most of whom tend to be bittersweet. Newly updated le gasp! Jolliet this time, because I've always wanted to write them. Critiques always appreciated!

When you're drunk--you don't think. [vignette, slash, Julius/Briar, historical]