Welcome to the Cliches Compendium. I've covered everything, from Mary Sues to Crossovers. Rated for outrageously mushy, tragic and cliched scenes.

Happily married and settled in the underground, Holly muses about the death of Artemis Fowl. -I was sick today, so I stayed home from school and wrote another semi-chapter type thing...-

There are 3 things which make this fic different. 1.It is written as a monologue from Artemis' POV. 2.There is no enemy other than adolescence. Artemis has fears and troubles just like anyone else. And 3.Well, you'll just have to read it to find out...

Set after the 1st book, Root ponders on Mulch's apparent death. Does he care? Will he mourn? You'd be surprised. A one shot, though i may upload more one shots under this story later... Disclaimer, Root and Mulch are Eion Colfer's, not mine. Sigh. :-

Artemis deals with the consequences of his actions as best he can.

Artemis knows that there is something wrong with him but he can't figure out what. PostEC.

Lessons in submission. The power play of the Artemis Fowls like what Opal Koboi did to her father, only slightly nastier. Timmy confronts Artemis about his relationship with Butler. [ArtemisButler]

Challenge entry, oneshot. PostAF. Artemis celebrates Christmas with his mother and questions the wisdom of making the wish after all. R&R!

50 years after the Eternity Code, Holly returns to visit old friends. A one shot.

Takes place after the Eternity Code. Artemis contemplates something that his father said during the book. It's a one-shot. A few spoilers in there. My first fanfiction, be as harsh as you like, though. I probably need it. Just review?

Takes place during the mindwipe in Fowl Manor in the Eternity Code. Artemis reflects during his last moments of remembrance and wonders if he is crazy afterwards.

YAY! I can upload! Artemis' thoughts and actions on Holly's 'lollipop' comment in AF. Standalone.

'It was never love, no, love was never jealous and full of bile and blood and bitter, bitter hatred...' A chronological Opal/Briar fic.

There are many secrets--some as precious as gold. But they go against everything you've ever known. [AU: mostly Julius-centric]

For all you people out there who are quietly shipping H/J in a corner. Told in the First person, antagonistic, sorrowful, with slash. Think before you flame.

aka. Knurd. Lies are very troublesome things. Especially for Julius Root, exCommander of the LEP. Lies have a habit of getting in the way of his life, destroying it. But they're everywhere. [HollyRoot]

A collection of drabbles, interspaced between the poem 'If' by Rudyard Kipling... Involves checkmates, Foaly getting abused, Root having to make a tough choice, and a tired Butler. Winner of Best Songfic category on the 2001 to 2005 Orion Awards.

Foaly finally wrestles two week's leave from Root and settles back to view the disc with Artemis's memories up until the mindwipe, and may get more than he bargained for...

Artemis grapples with the pain of loss the the more poignant pain of denial.

Butler's died twice already, and has been brought back by Holly's magic both times. Now, postTEC, Holly gets a call to come Above, but... third time lucky, right? [Warning: issue of euthanasia, character death]

A message to give; a night that shall never be day; a fight between what’s right and what’s right; a motorbike through Italy; a dream and a prayer; a broken man of broken hope, of broken dreams and mind; a wedding that isn’t there...Rainbow-coloured

Short Ficlet -- A few days after the kidnapping incident, Artemis Fowl still has a few words left to say to Captain Short...

AU. When Artemis's mirrored contact lenses slipped during the mind wipe, he finds himself telling the utter truth for once. Er, second posting.

Three decades later, a Fowl family member dies. In hopeless desolation, the loved ones of the deceased - fairies and humans alike - seek strength within each other to fight the encompassing darkness. One-shot.

... to read this fic. Find out what happens when Trouble Kelp asks Holly out for lunch. If he'll EVER get through to asking her in the first place, that is. Expect ample cheese, corn, and torture.