Root's sick of people faking happiness as they wish him a happy birthday, they've been doing it all day. But is there anybody who really cares?

Whilst Artemis is lying in Intensive Care, Holly and Juliet must remain outside the room and await news.

Juliet is eavesdropping on what may be Artemis and Holly's last conversation. Originally a songfic, lyrics now removed.

The Kelp family are unique, and widely respected. But not everything has been rosy for them... and when times are hard, they stick together.

The words that will end everything have been spoken. What do you do when everything that matters is taken from you? Butlercentric

She's out to save Haven from an atomic bomb and have the most beautiful and intelligent child in the world with Artemis Fowl. Who is this formidable woman? Why, Mary Sue aka. an exotic girl with a unique name like Desdemona, of course!

Artemis struggles to keep his grip on reality as his immense paranoia comes to the surface during a night without Butler guarding him.

There are seven deadly sins. What if you commit all of them? [no pairing, gen; futurefic AU]

Artemis Fowl Senior muses about life, death, regrets, and decisions while kidnapped in Russia. Nothing else much to say, really. An entry for the AprilMay Criminality challenge. Disclaimer: Artemis Fowl Senior and all afflicted characters belong to Eoin C

Foaly meets up with an old friend. Stories are exchanged, and memories are shared. AF HP Crossover. Winner of Best Crossover for the 20012005 Orion Awards.

AU. What makes Artemis Artemis? He finds out when the mindwipe costs him more than his memories it costs him his intellect. Shortlisted for Best AU for Orion Awards 20012005.

Alternate UniverseAU. What if Artemis had been killed in En Fin by Arno Blunt? Butler centric, OneShot. Shortlisted for Best Angst for the 20012005 Orion Awards.

Set between AI and EC. Ever wonder what would happen if Foaly dropped off the face of the earth? Ever wonder what would happen if the People needed Artemis’s help? No? Well, if you’d care to find out...

Pre-EC. As a celebration of the defeat of the B'wa Kell, a ball will be held for all fairies who were involved. However, this provides a perfect opportunity for enemies of the LEP to strike... COMPLETE

Ever wondered how Artemis and his father interact with each other? Do they talk criminal shoptalk? Are they all happyfamilies? What would they say to the other on their first meeting after TAI? Then read this. Now! I'm almost sure you won't regret it.

ONESHOT. Long ago Holly rejected her People in favour of love. Now, with Artemis dead as all mortals must die, she has to return to the Underground where her People have found a new reason to discriminate: Love.

A side story to "The Hostage Situations". You might want to read it first. Did you ever wonder what happened to Mulch after his yelling session with Root? Did he really go back to being legitimate?

After EC. Artemis's mind has been wiped. He has no recollection of the things he has done to the fairies. But then he receives a mysterious package in the mail-a copy of a Booke. And the circle starts again...More revised chaps uploaded. (I'm not dead)

Written in response to AbigailNicole’s “Idiot Savant” challenge. See Artemis cringe from Quality Bonding Time as his father attempts to discover his weaknesses and Get to Know Him Better. Because nobody can be a genius at everything… right? Parody

They say that there is no such thing as a true genius, that all genii are only proficient in one or two areas and often dismal in all others. Timmy is an example. Artemis is an exception. A response to the 'Idiot Savant' challenge.