Obviously, you're the walrus, Granger." "Wait, why am I the walrus?" "Because there obviously can't be two carpenters." "Can you do anything with wood, Malfoy?" "No, but that's beside the point." "Ugh..." Read and review, please!

COMPLETEThings aren't going Hermione's way, and her perfect dream has been shattered. There is only one person who can put her life back together. HermioneDraco

Several years after Hogwarts graduation, Draco and Hermione are horrified to find out that their third-year children are best friends. The worst part (or best, for the author’s plot need)? They’re both single parents.

Draco and Hermione wake up one sunny morning just to discover that they're married, thanks to a crazy night of drinking. So they had a great night, but what about a great rest of their lives? Not if they can help it!

Hermione's mother is pressuring her into finding a boyfriend. On a whim, she applies and is accepted into the wizard version of The Bachelor. But what happens when The Bachelor is none other than Draco Malfoy himself? Funny fic! COMPLETE!

Hermione Granger, 24, is officially the most successful mediwitch ever. Being in the top 10 bachlorettes she has the opportunity to date and meet the other bachelors. Who knows what trouble can brew when Draco Malfoy is amongst them...R&R! COMPLETE! RR!

[COMPLETE] 'I, Lucius Xavier Malfoy...only in the event of Draco's marriage to Hermione Granger shall all funds be transferred to him.' After Lucius discovers where Draco's loyalties lie, he does the only thing guaranteed to make Draco's life miserable...

Hermione, forced into detention with Draco, discovers something that plagues her thoughts long afterward. Can the arrival of new students at Hogwarts distract her or will it just worsen her situation? HGDM, but not so typical. Longer teaser inside...

BOOK 5 OOTP SEQUEL Final Yr/ Future : COMPLETE Like Harry, Malfoy is born to a Prophesy- it says Draco will help Vold gain immortality. Hermione bears Draco a child that links two prophesies. Serious love story, a realistic end to the Potter series.

To escape his father's wrath, Draco disguises himself...as a girl. This story is a STAND ALONE. I promise you won't regret it.

Don't dip your quill in the company ink... I should have known better than to get involved with my boss, but who knew would lead to me, back on the job market, and Malfoy with a job offer I couldn't refuse? literally. I'm back!

Draco Malfoy has FINALLY come into his Veela Inheritance, Hermione Granger isn't impressed. It will be up to Draco to change her opinion.

Hermione's married to Ron, but it's more of a union of Ron&Quidditch. Desperate she takes a job at Malfoy, Inc. and develops an unhealthy obsession with her boss. Results include all the symptoms of a fullblown crush. DMHG

Life is full of tests. There’s nothing that says they can’t be fun.

Draco never really had a mother. Will Hermione Granger show him what he was truely missing? One-shot

My DHr Fic Exchange, number 99. Amid all the candy, confessions, and craziness, there are 2 people who ABHOR Valentine's Day. But anything can happen when Stupid Cupid intervenes...[Draco, Hermione] ONESHOT

Hermione's had some odd gifts, but Malfoy's really takes the cake.

Love lasts forever – or so they thought. Months have passed, months in which Draco and Hermione’s relationship has deepened. But Lucius has been planning… and he could destroy their love forever. The sequel to Fire and Ice. (Complete)

Hermione and Draco. Gryffindor and Slytherin. Muggleborn and Pureblood. Warm-hearted and frozen soul. Forced to work together, she shatters his beliefs with one well-placed question. And then the fun begins… (Complete)

Draco and Hermione do not have a conversation in the library. No, really.

COMPLETE Draco and Hermione travel back in time and switch stations in life. Both learn tough lessons about family, honour and love. Yes - a real treat for all you DHr shippers out there who crave good, long, fanfics.

It is five years after Hermione graduated Hogwarts. She is working happily in the Ministry when Dumbledore sends her a sudden note asking her to try and find Draco Malfoy who vanished five years ago. What happened to him? Would she be able to save him?

Hermione and the gang sold their story to a Muggle Author, who turned it into a big hit, but skewed the facts. She tries to retaliate by writing her own fanfiction, but finds out it's harder than it looks.APPENDIX0913

A Potions Prank creates a rather 'sticky' situation! What is it? Read to find out! This one is going to be fun!

Preromance. Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy. Three hours is a long time to be trapped beneath a trick stair, and stairs aren't too spacious these days...