Professor Potter's first history lesson: the books are wrong and Hermione is going to be remembered as the dumbest best friend in history.

(COMPLETE) Draco drinks a potion that makes him know if a person is lying, and Harry, apparently at fault that Draco is this way, is forced to 'help' him with the effects of the potion. For the first time, they deal with each other with no lies to hide behind. HPDM RWHG BZNL SSRL

The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.

Lazy!Harry is back, and not doing very much at all...

Sequel - Read the others first, of course. Lazy!harry is back for another year of doing nothing. This will not be a long story. Sorry for the wait.

You don't like the way this country operates? You think its bureaucrats corrupt, its politicians moronic, its people apathetic sheep? Fine! Go make your own!

Hermione and Draco are Head Boy and Head Girl in a Voldemort-free AU world of silly fluffs. Will she let him take her to the Halloween Masque? Will Pansy's high heels trip her up before she asks her own crush out? And would someone tell Theo that's not appropriate in public? Winner Best Head Boy/Head Girl fic in the "Something Wicked This Way Comes" Dramione fanfic awards, 2016.

Post-Hogwarts AU. A Marriage Law fic for the TLX "Because it's February Writing Challenge." It's the age old question, can Slytherin and Gryffindor get along if the government says they have to, for magic's sake? A slightly crack-fic look at what happens when the Ministry decides it knows best. Government efficiency at it's best. Not part of the Professor Muggle series.

Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger are sent back in time to retrieve a precious artefact from a long since lost place. Things don't go as planned. Obviously. ONE-SHOT

No, Dumbledore did not use a picture of Severus Snape to teach little two year old Harry to call the man 'Da.' That is a ridiculous accusation and it will not be stood for!

Hermione has several problems with her father-in-law using her laptop.

The Weasley twins are not the only ones with pranks up their sleeves. How will they fare against bored Slytherins?

In which Pansy tricks Draco into accompanying her on her date with Ginny. Needless to say, had Draco known Ginny would, in turn, bring Potter along, he would have just stayed home.

The summer prior to 6th year Harry deals with Tom in a decisive, if accidental manner. That summer Harry gets a girl friend in Susan Bones, and sets about some self improvement. It is after this change to himself he discovers something a bit disturbing about the Wizarding World, something that Hermione Granger is determined to use to her advantage.

Point of deviation: Harry's primary school taught Home Economics. Harry's not going to let the wonders of magic take away his common sense, and if he can get a good deal, he's going to take it. Meanwhile, money is fun, but magic is funner. AU

The true story of how Harry and Ginny's kids got their names. Really, it's all Snape's fault. Crackfic oneshot.

When Ron's more troll-like tendencies arise, Fred and George take it upon themselves to bring out Hermione's inner princess to make sure she'll have the best Yule Ball experience. However, just because Fred's already a fairy godfather doesn't mean he can't also be a bit of a Prince Charming.

Draco wasn't supposed to go into that room, he knew that. But, like a child drawn to a shiny object, he'd been unable to resist. He stretched his legs out straight and pulled back the waistband of his pants to peek inside. Still gone. This was bad.

Crack oneshot. Malcolm Baddock fails at office warfare, and Harry teaches his desk to speak.

Severus Snape is introuduced to the world of Fan Fiction. At first, he just sees it as the perverted musings of muggles with way too much time on their hands. However, as the days drag on, Severus slowly begins to realize the damaging affects it can have. *Now translated in French, courtesy of HeartSerenade. Feel free to go check it out!*

Crookshanks takes steps to oust his rival. There's only room for one ginger in Hermione's life, and it's him.

When going for a job interview, Rose never expected her interviewer to be Scorpius Malfoy. She also didn't expect half of what goes on in her interview. /slight RoseScorpius. For the characterization competition.

The trio's friendship hangs in the balance when one of them makes an unexpected move on another. Trio friendship fluff.

Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.

Because there was NO WAY leaving a toddler on a doorstep in the middle of a winter night could POSSIBLY go wrong...