Hermione and Draco get caught up in a battle of the sexes but not everybody is playing fair.

COMPLETE: After finding himself pursued by every eligible witch on the planet, The Boy Who Won decides to marry for peace of mind. So he turns to Hermione for help pursuing...Minerva McGonagall? Comedy, I swear. HP&HG.

At least, according to Aurora Sinistra. Her plan of action? A pinch of veritaserum and a dash of seduction.

- At 14, Harry Potter really wasn't prepared for the Triwizard Tournament, but if he was forced to compete he was going to do his very best.

Hermione is craving salt... Draco is craving sugar... But it's not really about gastronomy, is it?

Harry proves to Ron that asking a girl out is easier than he thinks it is.

Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.

It was a work of art, utter genius, even. Written for the Severus *sighs* Anti-Valentines Day 2012 Ficathon. Slash.

So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.

"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.

What would have happened if Harry had been convicted by the Wizengamot after defending himself from dementors before his fifth year at Hogwarts? Humorous! Followup stories on Sirius Black plus Cornelius Fudge's attempt at becoming a dark lord.

Why is it that Oliver Wood smells so good all the time? When Katie Bell points this out to the team, Oliver is puzzled as to why they sniff him so. That the twins have a theory entirely different to the truth doesn't help matters either... EPILOGUE UP!

A little tale of how too much alcohol loosened Hermione's tongue and her inhibitions. SS/HG This story now has a sequel - 'Beasts With Two Backs etc etc'.

Snape takes Harry on his first Horcrux hunt, and shows him how to contaminate a potion. AU Half-Blood Prince. Plenty of snark, absolutely no affection of any kind. Inspired by Loten's "Chasing the Sun".

There are a lot of strange rumours floating around about Potter and Malfoy. Rated T for swearing and excessive references to cherries

Cedric Diggory tells the story of his last year at Hogwarts, the Triwizard Tournament and an unlikely survival. Because Cedric Diggory did not die in Little Hangleton. Nor was he anyone's hero. Coward, lecher and cheat, but never hero. Complete.

Harry returns to Hogwarts for his "8th year" in order to pass his N.E.W.T.s and make it into the Auror program. One of his classes is Muggle Studies and the new teacher has a brilliant idea to help them appreciate certain forms of Muggle entertainment.

Thoroughly wasted, Ron decides that Harry's receding hairline is the perfect opportunity to add some detail to the infamous scar. Too bad alcohol makes aiming difficult. Drunken shenanigans! Future fic

AU First Year onward: Harry's relatives were shocked when the Hogwarts letters came. Not because Harry got into Hogwarts. They had expected that. But Dudley, on the other hand...That had been a surprise. Currently in 5th year. *Reviews contain SPOILERS!*

She's a suave, flying personification of unstoppable demonic fury. But you can call her Mother Owl.

Slytherin Study Group 2.99999...A brief interlude between catastrophes. Spoilers for HalfBlood Prince!

Summary: AU Young Harry learns to steal as he is fed up from his deprivation of his wants and needs by his guardians. A Thief is born in Privet Drive.

Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.

Hermione is exiled to Romania to guard a historical figure, who is under attack from rabid vampire-obsessed teenagers. Viktor finds her there. Viktor/Hermione, but Count Dracula steals the show.

Everyone sees him as the cold, aloof, rich Slytherin. Everyone sees her as the crazy, obsessive, and every-other-synonym-for-insane Death Eater. Put them together, however, and the picture becomes unrecognizably...odd.