Can a message in a bottle really help you find your true 'fish' partner in the 'sea' of solitary? Lily is put to the test when she receives a message in a Firewhiskey bottle from across the Great Lake. JamesLily. One shot.

Fifteen year old Ginny Weasley's diary, filled with embarrassing situations, sarcasm, and a lot of Harry Potters. She's not in love with him or anything. Honestly. [And it's won an award!]

Apparition is hard to do. Ron faces the woes of leaving half an eyebrow behind and Hermione attempts to console him. Set during HBP.

A new advice service is available at Hogwarts. Need advice? Just ask Snape!

He sends in an application every year...but what does it SAY?

Harry Potter's gone crazy. Snape is the only one who seems to notice.

It's Valentine's Day and Draco is having a very bad day. Not only is his apparel not to his liking, but people keep making fun of his legs of all things. And it is all her fault... D/G

The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.

Hermione discovers what Snape keeps hidden under an oily rag in his dungeons. Chapter 2 up. SSHG

Ten years after the fall of Voldemort the Minister decides to commission a portrait of the Order of the Phoenix. It isn't the best idea he's ever had.

Have you ever wondered why Prof. Snape ended up assisting Gilderoy Lockhart with the Dueling Club instead of Prof. Flitwick, who was apparently a champion dueler in his youth?

Oneshot spoof. Parents of Muggleborn witches and wizards are becoming more and more reluctant to send their children to some boarding school sightunseen. So Professor Sprout gives them a preview tour of Hogwarts.

COMPLETE. PostOotP. Harry Potter fulfilled the prophecy and has since disappeared. Or has he? Tonks and Hermione are the lead Order members continuously hoping to track him down. The question is: can they keep up with him?

Severus and Hermione have been set up by Albus just once too often. They decide to play him at his own game and fake an engagement, snaffle the presents and then stage an argument. Will it work out like that?

Kind of a sequel to Harry Potter and co. write fanfiction. Basically, Hermione finds fanfiction dot net, and the characters write a parody to make fun of us all. It made me laugh anyway...

Hermione's mother is pressuring her into finding a boyfriend. On a whim, she applies and is accepted into the wizard version of The Bachelor. But what happens when The Bachelor is none other than Draco Malfoy himself? Funny fic! COMPLETE!

Chapter 4. Spoiler Alert! Good heavens, this year, it has been quite a bummer. It started when one night in early midsummer the Black sisters paid me an unwelcome call. I should have just shown them the door, one and all!

A follow up to 'Accidental Affection.' Severus Snape finds that balancing his love life and his career might prove a bit more difficult than he had anticipated.

When mutual friends decide to marry, Severus Snape and Hermione Granger find themselves presented with the perfect opportunity to get to know each other better.

Sometimes, when you're staring into the abyss of pure and solid depression, evil, and all-around badness...you've just got to laugh. (Ron POV)

An irreverent but in-character parody of the MLC where Snape and Tonks show the Wizarding World what they really think about arranged marriages. Nominated for the Multifaceted Awards Round Four in the Laughter and Pride categories. Gloriously AU since HBP.

Sequel to Driven to Distraction. Harry and Hermione go for that walk.

Hermione teaches budding authors how to write good Harry Potter fiction... at least she would be if Ron wasn't helping out. Can it be? Yes! Chapter 9 AND 10 are here!

My Harry Potter version of Deck the Halls

COMPLETE It's Ron's 21st Birthday - will he get what he really wants? The answer is no. But what happens when someone gives Harry Firewhiskey? And what happens when Fred and George find a blender? Don't attempt this at home, kids. 3 Please check out my band, Mina's Veil - we've written a song about the amazing Professor Snape called The Silver Doe