Snape, Potter, Weasely, Granger, Longbottom and Malfoy... all trapped in the dungeon. As tempers wear thin and bellies begin to rumble, questions begin to arise - who *really* likes who? who wants to eat who? and more importantly - will they get out alive? 3 Please check out my band, Mina's Veil - we've written a song about the amazing Professor Snape called The Silver Doe

In which Zoe, esteemed writer of cliches, finds that Draco and Harry don't look like the actors (horrified gasp), Transfiguration is a HARD subject, and dreams about pudding are in no way prophetic. Sometimes you have to learn the hard way.

Harry is acting strangely, and Snape may just live to regret prying the secret out of him. ONE-SHOT, NO SLASH.

Something strange is going down in Hogwarts, and Ginny Weasley, and to her disgust, Draco Malfoy, are the only ones who seem to notice. Smiling Snape? Celebrity Jeopardy? Harry with a mullet? What's going on?

“I am completely horrified right now,” Draco responded blandly. “And strangely intrigued...” The ever popular scenario: Veritaserum in the Potions Lab. Slash themes. Humour.

Hermione Granger is studying hard for her NEWTs, but a certain someone is unexpectedly distracting her. Watch Hermione go mad. Really mad.

FINISHED! Ron and Viktor Krum battle to see who knows Hermione better. It’s a battle of wits, and neither plans to lose. Unfortunately, someone has to. RonHermioneKrum triangle, a little HarryGinny

With the Masquerade Ball approaching, Ginny Snape dreams only of the Prince Who Lived sweeping her off her feet and away from her evil step-family. Enter the strangest godmothers ever seen for a night of magic, mayhem and true love. Maybe... Complete

A little fic about Ginny, a letter, and an emeraldgreen sweater . . .

A librarian's job is never done . . . especially not at Hogwarts . . . and especially when a certain toadlike High Inquisitor is nosing around.

Mistletoe has reared its ugly head during the sixth year Christmas holidays at Hogwarts, resulting in revolting displays of affection, and one Miss Ginny Weasley ain't gonna stand for it.

Dumbledore calls a staff meeting, the cause for which is that Severus Snape needs help coming to terms and working past his anti-Gryffindor sentiment. It doesn't quite go that way, however...

Fudge is unwell, and he chooses Dumbledore as his replacement for the day. Dumbledore decides to delegate responsibility. The poor victim? Severus Snape.

WARNING: Contains bad language, character bashing, imaginary basilisks, inappropriate student teacher relations, babelized French, crossdressing, 'The 24 Hour Soap Opera Network', violence, Communism and eye of newt.

The other Gryffindors have plenty to say about Harry and Hermione's relationship.

Sorting Hat song spoof. Utterly unworthy of me. Pushing back the boundaries of stupidity in fanfiction.

Ron was sick and tired of them dancing around. He was going to end it by any means necessary. Poor Harry and Hermione.

Starting his sixth year at Hogwarts, Blaise Zabini is content. He passed his OWLs with no trouble and is looking forward to NEWTs. Then Hermione Granger walks into Ancient Runes and changes everything. BlaiseHermione.

* FINISHED * Hermione and Harry, as usual, have ventured to the Weasley household for the summer holidays. Comedy and fluff abound in this tale on how Fred Weasley and Hermione Granger first got together told from Fred's POV. Sequel now posted.

James Potter writes in an idea notebook about all of the creative methods he uses to ask Lily Evans out. How far will James go to win her heart? Find Counterpart to In This Journal. Complete! Written pre-HBP/DH

Our beloved Potions Master decides that he wants to be "sexy." How will Hogwarts react? A little differently than he expected. (A parody on all cliched Snape romances).

Fred accidentally starts rumors that he's with Hermione, and encourages them for a laugh. When she find out, she's furious. Now the two of them are fighting to outembarrass and annoy one another... but they're also fighting their feelings for each other.

Fred and Hermione are still together and still very happy. However, with the pre-wedding stress that befalls the two, the plans may or may not go off without a hitch. Still, Fred chronicles it all in his entertaining way. AU as of OoTP.

Snape, Hermione ... domestic bliss? A record of daily life at Hogwart's after the War, as seen through the eyes of the recently-married Potions Master.

Severus Snape confesses he is a Death Eater to Dumbledore. A parody:)