(... The Confessions of Quirrell's Iguana). A spin off fic of 'Lamentations of a Starry-Eyed Twit' and 'Diaries of a Dungeon Dwelling Moron'. Poor Herman's take on the whole Snape/Sinistra/Quirrell escapade.

Dumbledore demands that Snape find some way of apologizing to Sinistra for lighting her hair on fire. Can we say recipe for disaster?

The true-life occurances of one Severus S. Snape, sure to bewitch your mind and ensnare your senses.... er, perhaps not. Filled with bitterness, discoveries, and plenty of spite towards the starry-eyed Astrology professor.

Read Severus Snape's debut book and see Hogwarts in a whole new light. . . Warning: Contains sarcasm, bitterness, and Trademark Snape Wit. 3 Please check out my band, Mina's Veil - we've written a song about the amazing Professor Snape called The Silver Doe You can find us on Facebook, Bandcamp, Tumblr, YouTube and Patreon.

Oh my... you have stumbled across Snapes diary... can you REALLY resist a peek? 3 Please check out my band, Mina's Veil - we've written a song about the amazing Professor Snape called The Silver Doe You can find us on Facebook, Bandcamp, Tumblr, YouTube and Patreon. If we get enough support we will be working on a new album, music videos (and more fanfiction!)

When Snape forgets about Auriga Sinistra's birthday, he dreads what will undoubtedly be a violent reaction. So he does the notsoobvious thing and asks for advice from...Ron Weasley? Spontaneous, ridiculous SS romance ensues. :

Snape is facing the most terrible threat to his bachelorhood an arranged marriage. Can Snape and his 'bride', Sinistra, avoid the trap set by their relatives and the Hogwarts ghosts? Now Alternate Universe. Not OoTP or HBPcompatible

(Formerly "The Draught of Truth" ) Hermione is starting to get really annoyed. Really annoyed by the little voice in her head that keeps telling her she has

Auriga Sinistra's not so eventful diary filled with sarcasm, self pity, and assorted proclamations of loathing for a certain Potions professor . . .