Draco is bored at home and Harry has quit the Aurors to become a handyman. This was written for HD Career Fair on LJ and was supposed to be crack. Well, I tried. Contains the usual MATURE CONTENT.

When the Wizarding world is plagued by random outbreaks of Dark Magic, the Ministry assigns Curse-Breakers to assist Auror teams on their missions. Harry shouldn't be surprised when Draco Malfoy is assigned to his team, but is Malfoy a Curse-Breaker, or a curse-bringer? MATURE ADULT CONTENT ETC.

Harry is back at Hogwarts minding his own business when he finds himself magically drawn to Draco Malfoy. Over and over again. MATURE CONTENT HEREIN BECAUSE I LIKE IT.

Harry catches the Knight Bus one evening when other travel choices are unfeasible. When he discovers Draco Malfoy employed as the Conductor, he decides Malfoy is up to something because Malfoy is always up to something. His suspicion has nothing to do with the way Malfoy fills out the tailored lines of his purple uniform. Nothing at all. MATURE CONTENT ETC.

SSHPDM. A Quidditch player is trying to take Draco away from Harry, and has hinted that he wouldn't mind sleeping with Severus, either. Harry gets it into his head to outperform the idiot on a broom. COMPLETE.

SSHPDM slash. Harry thought he was guarding Snape and Malfoy from the last remnants of the Death Eaters. He didn't know all three of them were going to be kidnapped and cursed with dark bonding magic. COMPLETE.

Ron and Harry receive a mysterious gift. Ron's horny, Harry's scared, and Charlie doesn't want to think about his baby brother that way. Ever. Slash, Lemons.

HPDM slash, epilogue compliant. Harry's life has become an endurance run, through the remnants of his stressful divorce, his strained relationships with his children, and his increasingly complicated job. But what might make things more complicated than the rest of it is what happens when he saves Scorpius Malfoy's life, and Draco Malfoy insists on assuming the life debt. COMPLETE.

When a recluse Harry Potter comes to Hogwarts, the last thing he expects is to be part of the tug-of-war game between his DADA teacher Tom Riddle and Riddle's cousin Salazar Gaunt. Both believe it's a game. They become aware it is not when it's already too late. TMRHP, OMCHP, SLASH.

In the prejudiced world where the Dark Lord won, Harry Potter is part of the servile caste, the lowest caste in the new society. Resigned to a life of servitude as a Courtesan, Harry is instead drawn under the wing of the Dark Lord himself. Between the scheming Order and his powerful benefactor, Harry finds himself steadily drawn deeper into the growing conflict. Eventual LV/HP.

HPDM slash, HPOCs as background. Harry, told that he's too ugly and not good enough at sex to keep a wizard lover, tries to compromise by getting better, and then by one night stands with Muggles. He's not happy, but he's content, until Draco Malfoy proposes a casual relationship. Trust Malfoy to ruin everything. COMPLETE.

HPDM slash. After Harry returned from torture horribly scarred, Draco rejected him in revulsion. But in the years since, Harry has prospered- and Draco may have a chance to learn that more than beauty matters.

Lucius/Harry PWP. "Harry had been knocked unconscious a lot in the last seven years. This was the first time he'd woken with cuffs cutting into his wrists, or naked. Or with Lucius Malfoy's hand on his thigh." Warnings: non-con, bondage, forced orgasm

Harry returns to Hogwarts for his 8th year, determined not to let Malfoy get to him. But when the snarky teasing starts up again, Harry finds that returning the jibes with compliments has a far more interesting outcome.

DMHP slash. Unspeakable Draco Malfoy has planned for six months to take down Thomas Linwood, a man who's discovered how to convert wizard bodies into pure magic. He thought he was prepared for anything. And then he discovered the missing Harry Potter in Linwood's compound. COMPLETE.

Draco has embraced his life as a powerful, wealthy Veela assassin. Then he's ordered to kill Harry Potter, Unspeakable, former Auror, the most powerful wizard Draco has ever met. And he catches a glimpse of glory he may be unable to live without. COMPLETE.

AU. After his parents' deaths in 1927, Hadrian Peverell is adopted and taught the art of politics. Years later, as war looms on the horizon and his very identity becomes his greatest secret, Hadrian has no choice but to trust someone almost as dangerous as he himself: Tom Riddle. A story of love and loss. A story of power, and of one too great to seek it. HP/TMR. DarkHarry

After the Death Eaters ravage the castle, Fenrir Greyback is left behind to clean up the mess. He stumbles upon his pup Remus and Harry, Remus' cub. Fenrir wants his pup back, while Remus won't leave his cub alone. Warnings inside. RL/HP/FG. Slash-Lemons.

One hundred and eighty-three days and everything has changed. HxD, DxS, HxS, HxDxS. Threesome, non-con, hurt/comfort

HPDM slash. The Head Auror thinks Voldemort's magic is coming from the cellars of Malfoy Manor. Harry agrees to investigate. He's not happy about being made to investigate via formally Courting Draco, but he has little choice. COMPLETE.

FG/HP: Though discriminated against, werewolves have established intricate politics within the Wizarding World. When the public finds out Harry Potter was bitten by a werewolf, there is a cry of both outrage and overwhelming pity. But who would take more interest in the news than the prestigious Alphas of Britain?

SSHPDM slash. When he needed someone who could answer his griping with griping, Harry went to them. COMPLETE.

HPDM slash. Draco has thought of the perfect sequence of gifts to give to Harry; now if only Harry will be flattered into accepting them. Hogwarts eighth year, fluff. COMPLETE.

Draco’s wife is determined to bring the Malfoy name back to its full glory, but Draco is finding it a little hard to keep to his vows. One-shot.

Immediately Post-War. Remus survives the final battle, he and two-month-old Teddy move in with Harry at Grimmauld Place. HP/RL slash featuring confident!Harry and insecure!Remus.