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Focus: Books Harry Potter, Since: 09-29-04
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Harry, Seamus, And The Master Plan by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Harry is allowing Seamus to set him up on a date. But first, they have to get Ron and Hermione together, survive class, find out if Draco and Blaise are together, and convince their friends that they are NOT a couple! Eventual slash, HPDM, SFBZ.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 72,520 - Reviews: 755 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 10/3/2005 - Published: 3/22/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
Seamus is Seamus and You are Yourself by Ari Munami reviews
Harry goes through some... er, changes before Sixth Year. Everyone, including Draco Malfoy, sits up and takes notice. DM/HP. Chapter 19: Yes, people... 'TIS THE LAST CHAPTER! How in all seven hells will it end??
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,791 - Reviews: 1826 - Favs: 1,966 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 4/30/2003 - Published: 7/26/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Joys of Sexual Education by Roslyn Drycof reviews
Seventh years must take sexual education, and GryffSlyth has Snape and McGonagall as their teachers. Students must be paired up to complete a final project. Harry and Draco hate theirs, but must do it or fail. HD, sim. mpreg
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,086 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 2,088 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 2/26/2005 - Published: 2/9/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Tiny Little Mistake by Oriana Dumbledore reviews
Potions Accident! It's been done before, but this is slightly different. DM/HP 2gether secretly before accident occurs RL/SB-(MPreg), Harry turned into his 4yr old self, Will Hogwarts survive until the cure is found?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,024 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 5/22/2003 - Published: 8/29/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.
Adventures in Life Drawing by Davenrood reviews
An update, after all these years! A new class is added to Hogwarts that isn't suitable for students under 6th year. Surprise people end up naked and on display! SLASH SLASH SLASH! SS/HP HP/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,161 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 3/26/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
Life can be unexpected by Pheonix4 reviews
PG for mild cuss words and slash, rating may go up in later chapters. OliverHarry (Mpreg later on) RHR DG Seventh year fic harry finds out he is pregnant with oliver's child etc. Voldemort still alive and well.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,919 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/28/2004 - Published: 6/26/2004
Fking A by Kimi-sama reviews
Draco is a veela. Harry is his mate. The whole thing is horribly cliche, I am 99% sure I will never finish it. SLASH DMHP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,658 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 3/28/2005 - Published: 5/5/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
Decreso Aetas by Haunted Emerald Depths reviews
COMPLETE. An accident occurs in Charms that leaves Draco looking after a...slightly different Harry. How will they live through it, and how do others take the change? What will happen when Draco begins thinking of Harry differently? Spoilers. DMHP SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 71,126 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 1,446 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 4/19/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Pumpkin Juice Incident by Naadi reviews
A story in limerick verse. HxD Femslash. Possible prequel to The Mistletoe Incident. Harry and Draco find themselves in a frightening situation at the Halloween Feast.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/1/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Doppelganger by Krystiana reviews
Harry sees his reflection smirking at him and wearing a towel that is a most familiar shade of green... thus beginning a very strange chain of events. Will be slash, HPDM. UPDATED 08-19!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,323 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 8/19/2004 - Published: 10/11/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Mistletoe Incident by Naadi reviews
A story in limerick verse. HxD slash. Draco commandeers the mistletoe and Harry sets out to put a stop to it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/10/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Today I Watched Draco Malfoy Die by misfyt reviews
After attaking the school using dark magic, Draco is murdered by a group of Gryffendors. Harry offers his strong opinions on the matter. It's kind of different, but I like it a lot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,682 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/14/2002 - Draco M., Harry P.
Staircase by Cat Samwise reviews
Warning: Mild, mild slash. Ron goes to Harry's house warming party. But when he comes he finds who else, but Draco Malfoy sitting on the staircse. What is he doing there?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,686 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 67 - Published: 11/29/2001 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Irresistible Poison by Rhysenn reviews
**Chapter 9 is up!** Harry/Draco slash. Poison doesn't always bring death -- Draco learns that there are other ways to suffer and live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 78,080 - Reviews: 1173 - Favs: 1,057 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 9/28/2001 - Published: 1/28/2001
Shadow of a Doubt by Capella reviews
SLASH! A crossover between Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings. Centered around Harry, Ron, and Legolas, and what happens one Christmas to send Harry into Middle Earth and the arms of an elf. Finished, but undergoing heavy rewrites. CH. 1 REDONE: 129
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 71,087 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 5/13/2003 - Published: 11/22/2001 - Harry P., Ron W.
Soulmates by Hopeakaarme reviews
AU. Harry, like all on his class, drinks a potion to reveal his soulmate. When he finds the man, it comes as a great shock to both him and his adoptive parents, Remus and Sirius. SLASH DMNL VCGG HPSS RLSB
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,932 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 116 - Published: 1/15/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Master Plan by StarryGazer reviews
SLASH. Complete. Harry is looking for the knowledge and training to survive the war. Only Severus Snape can give it. This is being edited for mistakes, and that is why the chapter titles and numbers don't match-I'll fix it someday.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 160,919 - Reviews: 1082 - Favs: 1,180 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 6/28/2004 - Published: 4/10/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Craving by Vicious Lily reviews
This is what happens when Harry gets bored at a Cannons' game. Sirius doesn't mind one bit. HS. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/9/2005 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Serpentine by Zephyr5 reviews
Challenge Response: Harry is abandoned aged four. A magical serpent takes him in and brings him up. He grows up only understanding Parseltongue, wanting to be a real snake, and disliking human beings. Then he decides a certain Dark Lord is his mate...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,137 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 1,468 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 1/16/2005 - Published: 1/9/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Hogwarts High by Ivin Artemis Draconis reviews
HD slash - rating might go up. AU- Harry is a high-school outcast. meets draco malfoy, the new kid. and a certain purple-haired boy named Riddle seems to have a bizarre obsession with Potter. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,759 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 2/9/2005 - Published: 9/18/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
Saviour Forgotten by Kalliopes Kiss reviews
((COMPLETED)) Harry Potter is charged for a crime that he didnt commit, betrayed and forgotten my those he holds dear. HPSS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 43,614 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 1/22/2004 - Published: 10/16/2003 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Cursed Artefacts For Sale by Icarus reviews
Primer to the Dark Arts universe. "Collecting Cursed Artefacts is a registered form of madness in the Compendium of Wizarding Mental Disorders and Other Things That Make You Twitch," Severus said, "but it's very a popular one." Severus drags Harry to a wi
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,738 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/28/2004 - Harry P., Severus S.
Tis the Season by Nymphean reviews
Harry reflects on the Christmas Eve when he and Severus first found each other... fluff and comedy abound in this short, sweet christmas story. Happy Holidays!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,843 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/24/2002 - Harry P., Severus S.
S is for Slytherin by Draegyn reviews
Professor Potter's second history lesson: Gryffindor was a perv and Slytherin wasn't much better. The third history lesson: don't mess with the Master. Class dismissed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,771 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 11/18/2004 - Published: 8/13/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
H is for Helga by Draegyn reviews
Professor Potter's first history lesson: the books are wrong and Hermione is going to be remembered as the dumbest best friend in history.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,399 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 1,056 - Follows: 211 - Published: 5/7/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete