Harry wanders about the library at night... and gains a most unorthodox kind of unlimited power! [This story is too stupid to continue.]

WARNING: EXTREMELY SILLY HAREM WANTING HARRY FIC WITH VERY BAD HUMOUR. R&R IF YOU FEEL LIKE IT. I WILL FINISH IT ANYWAY FOR MY OWN AMUSEMENT. :p ON HOLD FOR A WHILE. 'but might be removed from that status'

What if Hermione had an afro? What if Ron never cleaned the dirt off his nose when he first met Harry? What if there was a reason for the red cape found on early covers of the HP books? And what if Harry really was that much of a loser?

COMPLETE. OneShot. 1943. A Slytherin prefect on the brink of a series of lifechanging events, needs to settle on a secret identity that will inspire fear in the hearts of the weak... You didn’t think 'I am Lord Voldemort' was his first choice, did you?

Tonks is posing as a Hogwarts student when someone slips something into Harry's drink. With Death Eaters on the prowl and the Boy Who Lived not only missing, but stoned out of his mind and horny to boot, what's a girl to do?

People reviewed saying that they wanted me to do more From Snape's POV. So here it is. Let me know how you like it. PG because Snape has kind of a potty mouth. Thanks! Lily

Title Self-Explanatory. If I don't have at least five reviews, I'm not doing another chapter.

There are a lot of mishaps happening around Hogwarts... And Colin Creevey is just the person to capture them all! Gasp! What does this all lead to? Craziness! Disaster and Utter Humiliation! Mwahaha! Co_written by myself and Emerald_Ice. Chapter 4 is up!

An assignment for my Creative Writing class. The first Harry Potter film done in a one act play. Comments are GREATLY appreciated!

WARNING: this story may contain strange, random occurences, no plots, and rabid purple donkeys. Those of u with young children may want to stop reading now, before things get insanely.... insane. NOT by Paintedsecrets

I have NO IDEA where this came from... randomness along the lines of scenes that are too insane for Harry Potterville according to Rowling!

What do you get when 3HP characters end up in Middle-Earth?Bunnies,lust,hate,pranks,attempted murders&a lot of comic confusion!FINALLY!Ch32-Silk panties, Girl Power, Depression&Snape being hit in the groin. Ouch.

In a nutshell: This story is a spoof on cliche fanfiction. Rating info inside.

(Formerly Order of the Phoenix film sript EXCLUSIVE) PPG13 - for language. Want to know how the fifth book will be brought to life? Changed format. Small fun poked at the films. I couldn't do better, but a least I recognise Fred & George as geniuses. 11 u

PART 1 FINISHED! Larry Rotter and the chamberpot of sprunk (intentional spelling, not a mistake PLAY SAN ANDREAS) now being written Oh good news. I have regained contact with my co-author so expect some faster updates